Tag Archives: health

Something everybody shall do every day

Are there things you try to practice daily to live a more sustainable lifestyle? Sit on the toilet for at least twenty minutes consistently, stretch out my arsehole, raise my legs on the Squatty Potry, rest. Do the body do the rest. This is the key for a sustainable and Healty life

Thursday, 29 June 2023 | 01:52 AM

I am at my girlfriends’ family, I feel very much welcome and everything. There’s just one little big problem. I ate dinner complimenting my mother-in-law, I ate some sweet and sour fish, and some became much, and much became FUCK I CAN’T SLEEP! And I am fucking sweating, it’s so hot in here, and soContinue reading “Thursday, 29 June 2023 | 01:52 AM”

Saturday, 24 June 2023 | 07:42 AM

Here I am, sitting on my toilet at quarter past early on a Saturday morning. After probably a month I went out with my friends on a Friday night, I didn’t drink much, only some beers and a drink. Nevertheless, I woke up during the night with a bad ache inside my belly. Luckily IContinue reading “Saturday, 24 June 2023 | 07:42 AM”

Saturday, 17 June 2023 | 08:12 AM

It’s so hot already, and the dawn wakes me up sooner than I would like, especially on a Saturday! I’m on the toilet, as always, this morning’s shit came so urgently, I didn’t even have time for breakfast! Today’s daily prompt was about describing one of my favourite moments, and I couldn’t help but describingContinue reading “Saturday, 17 June 2023 | 08:12 AM”

The moment I’m experiencing while writing

Describe one of your favorite moments. Yesterday I got out having dinner with friends, then we took something to drink at my favourite plaza. Plain and simple, I wasn’t used to it anymore, I am overwhelmed by work. I took hummus for dinner, accompanied with beer, followed by a Moscow Mule. At five in theContinue reading “The moment I’m experiencing while writing”

Friday, 9 June 2023 | 08:12 AM

Here’s the most recent story with my bowels as protagonist. The day before yesterday, I had a dinner with friends, some prepared a space cake, of which I ate three pieces. The last time I ate three pieces as well, and I felt almost nothing, this time I felt the most stoned I’ve ever felt.Continue reading “Friday, 9 June 2023 | 08:12 AM”

Monday, 5 June 2023 | 08:13 AM

GM from the toilet. From today on, Imma take a shit next to my cat’s litter. I’ve never had a pet before, and I am overexcited, she’s just a kitten and she’s already way to active. Why am I telling all about my cat here? On my shit blog? Isn’t there any shit-related story? YesContinue reading “Monday, 5 June 2023 | 08:13 AM”

Saturday, 3 June 2023 | 11:21 AM

Going camping means unplug from everyday life, which also means my routine goes default. I normally sit on my toilet at around 8:30 AM, I’m three hours late, and this means my bowels don’t understand what’s going around. Nevertheless, I push a little harder, and they find their list purpose again. My day can nowContinue reading “Saturday, 3 June 2023 | 11:21 AM”

Friday, 2 June 2023 | 10:18 AM

Camping in the weekend. Just woke up in my tent, I thought I would have felt the beer effect I drank for dinner, but I feel nothing yet. Duh, I hate it! surely I will find myself in trouble later on. C’mon body! I have a real toilet here at the structure, why can’t youContinue reading “Friday, 2 June 2023 | 10:18 AM”

Wednesday, 31 May 2023 | 08:01 AM

As I had breakfast with my girlfriend everything seemed nice, she gets out earlier than me, so as she got in the bathroom, I started to feel the cramps. BAAAABYY! PLEEEASE! HOW LONG WILL YOU TAKE? In the background was playing ‘I’m going to explode, like atomic booooomb’ by William Onyeabor Neat.