No no no no no nO. My body is just not working. Yesterday I spent the whole day not taking any shit, now just a little stupide stone got out. FUCk!
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Sunday, 23 July 2023 | 10:18 AM
IDK Why, no shit at all I thought dinner at the Indian restaurant was the easiest way…
Friday, 21 July 2023 | 08:56 AM
Another day in constipation. It looks like I am shitting intermittently, one day yes one day no. No no no no. Not gud
Thursday, 20 July 2023 | 09:56 AM
Duh, another say with no shit. This heat wave constipates me much! 🥵
Ah! The passing of time!
Which activities make you lose track of time? When I’m here on the toilet – right where I am now, I spend my time doing all sort of things to give as much time as my bowels need. I start with some language lessons on Duolingo, then I write my posts about what is myContinue reading “Ah! The passing of time!”
Tuesday, 18 July 2023 | 09:53 AM
Since Yesterday I had a very bad slumber, today I’ve decided to postpone everything I have to do, in favour of sleeping more. It was the right choice, bringing me a lot of benefits. I feel fit, energetic, happy, relaxed, and most of all, I don’t remember taking so much shit lately…
10 solid points.
List 10 things you know to be absolutely certain. 1. Shit 2. Farts 3. Diarrhoea 4. Constipation 5. Indigestion 6. Reflux 7. Smell 8. Loose crap 9. Outdoor urge. 10. Empty toilet paper roll
Monday, 17 July 2023 | 08:33 AM
Almost-immediate shit. Great morning ahead!
Sunday, 16 July 2023 | 11:08 AM
Uhm, Sunday shit means late shit
Friday, 14 July 2023 | 03:41 AM
Well, I had a pasta dish for lunch, and after just one hour I’m here taking a shit. Coincidence? I don’t think so…
Friday, 14 July 2023 | 01:08 AM
I hate taking a shit at this time of the night, my bowels are too lazy to do anything, but I am too heavy too sleep
Old but gold
What do you think gets better with age? Poop smell
Thursday, 13 July 2023 | 08:11 AM
I begun my month without alchool. Such a nice month to di such a thing… fuck me… The thing is I was feeling bad for that, too mang bowels problems… hence no alchool for a month Now, I had a party yesterday, I sticked to my plan, no drinks. Yet, how come this morning myContinue reading “Thursday, 13 July 2023 | 08:11 AM”
How to increase comfort
What strategies do you use to increase comfort in your daily life? I fart whenever is possible
What the future holds?
What are you most excited about for the future? More shit
Tuesday, 11 July 2023 | 07:49 AM
Summer is definitely changing my biology a lot. I’ve been sitting on the toilet for half a hour now, but nothing got out. Must be because I had no dinner… still, I am not hungry, nor I feel like shitting 🤷♂️
Monday, 10 July 2023 | 08:58 AM
I’m not able to shit in the morning anymore. The problem is I am not eating enough, but I can’t because the heat is breaking me down. Fuck. I must survive! Just a little turd can get out
Sunday, 9 July 2023 | 09:48 AM
Since I left all of my shit outdoor, this morning I have no shit left to be done. Shame
Saturday, 8 July 2023 | 03:03 PM
I think I’ve never found a better spot for pooping outdoor. I was squatting right on top of a perfect hole between two rocks, and I was surrounded by rosemary plant, immersed in scent. So cool. And my shit was so. Cool and soft.
Saturday, 8 July 2023 | 09:32 AM
Just a few turds. It’s saturday and my bowels is too relaxed!
My major
On what subject(s) are you an authority? Shit. Of course. Crap. Stool. Faeces. Poop Stuff from my arsehol
Thursday, 6 July 2023 | 09:27 AM
Perhaps a little less constipated than last days. Welcome shit back!
Definition of romanticism
What’s your definition of romantic? Stay in the same bathroom while one takes a crap ❤️
Wednesday, 5 July 2023 | 09:10 AM
Fuck! Another day in a row of constipation! 😨 But why?!! Plz!
Monday, 3 July 2023 | 04:10 PM
Fucking bad. BAD! I’m just having another diarrhoea attack in the middle of a webconference. I had to rush to the bathroom muting and deactivating my webcam. Worst thing is, my boss was right next to me. … I am not sure I have the courage to go back to the conference room…
Monday, 3 July 2023 | 01:11 PM
Healed? Was I? As a matter of fact I am taking gross shit at the office. At the office’s toilet! Still, I guess the noise I am producing feel like being inside the office, for the rest of the colleagues… I feel a little uncomfortable…perhaps I should have stayed home today… Oh, by the way,Continue reading “Monday, 3 July 2023 | 01:11 PM”
Monday, 3 July 2023 | 08:47 AM
First day of solid shit! I’m healed!! 😍
Saturday, 1 July 2023 | 09:50 AM
Let’s just assume I slept a little after my diarrhoea. Yeah, diarrhoea. Yeah-diarrhoea. nice I feel like a zombie, like an inside-out sock. I feel bad. And I am again sitting on the toilet, pissing from my arsehole all over again. I feel in some Dante’s Inferno’s Circle.
Daily habits?
What are your daily habits? Lol. My blog activity is all about that! Taking as many shits as possible!
Saturday, 1 July 2023 | 03:29 AM
Woke up in the middle of the night by bad diarrhoea. But wait we’re not there (yet). The last few days I ate like no tomorrow at my girlfriend’s family. We all have been there. I almost kept every night awake. You know, indigestion… Yesterday we got back home, went to the gym and ateContinue reading “Saturday, 1 July 2023 | 03:29 AM”
the Shy Tird 