A kebab for lunch, and home-made tandoori-like chicken for dinner. In the morning, WIEIFFUSJAKEJFFJFJSJER A carnage in the toilet
Tag Archives: health
Thursday, 23 November 2023 | 08:00 AM
This morning my shit is as hard as a rock. More like a diamond actually, probably not as precious…
Wednesday, 22 November 2023 | 09:14 AM
I should have been out already, at least half an hour ago, yet, I am still on the toilet, dripping shit…
Tuesday, 21 November 2023 | 08:09 AM
I am gaining some pace again. After some days of constipation, I am back on track! Pretty normal shit, but it feels GREAT!
Monday, 20 November 2023 | 08:26 AM
Another great shit in the morning! Looking forward to the next one!
Sunday, 19 November 2023 | 11:57 AM
Shit at noon. I was feeling bad right before it. It was not a good Sunday until this moment, let’s say the best moment ist still due to come. Right now I am still feeling mostly bad, in this reek environment. Hope it won’t last long
Saturday, 18 November 2023 | 09:45 AM
I’ve probably emptied myself from the previous constipated days Smell was utterly harmful
Friday, 17 November 2023 | 08:28 AM
Seems like my body just healed, after a safe and sound sleep. 7-hour slumber and a nice turd sequence after breakfast!
Thursday, 16 November 2023 | 07:19 PM
Finally home, finally (some) shit. It’s dark and stiff. It’s hard and I can’t sniff. Btw now I feel better
Thursday, 16 November 2023 | 02:19 PM
Yesterday no shit at all, this morning no shit. In the meanwhile I keep eating as always. Yesterday, I even had a pretty spicy dinner! What now? Am I going to explode? And what shall I do? I am at the office for the whole day!
Wednesday, 15 November 2023 | 09:12 AM
It’s terrible, I had no shit today. And the worst thing of all is, I spent too much time sitting on my toilet trying, and I am late
Tuesday, 14 November 2023 | 08:39 AM
It’s certainly been a while since I had this kind of non-stop shit. I had some (much) wine yesterday, as I met a friend who lives abroad and he’s kind of a wine expert/enthusiast, and we also had some Japanese-fusion-ish food. Well, I am now draining shit, and thing is I have to get outContinue reading “Tuesday, 14 November 2023 | 08:39 AM”
Monday, 13 November 2023 | 08:15 AM
Ok, I guess I just had to wait… A LOT OF SHIT NOW. I can leave home now…
Cats are so lovely
What is good about having a pet? I have a cat, and we keep her litter right next to our toilet. It feels so good to take a shit together, next to each other! 😸
Monday, 13 November 2023 | 07:22 AM
Having a shit these days, is quite difficult. I am taking too few veggies, and this is NOT GOOD!
Saturday, 11 November 2023 | 10:45 AM
Not much shit today
Friday, 10 November 2023 | 08:37 AM
Even if I love taking shits, there are periods when I’m too excited of doing else stuff, starting the day, that I find taking shit dull. I am now in one of these periods, and this morning I can’t cope with this momentary constipation. C’mon! Hurry up!
Thursday, 9 November 2023 | 08:16 AM
Nice shit this morning. All the credits go to my new favourite Korean restaurant preparing a fabulous fried chicken!
Tuesday, 7 November 2023 | 05:43 PM
It’s been a while since I had these kind of diarrhoea attacks. I had a hamburger for lunch, and I guess this is what I deserve… Loose cannons.
Tuesday, 7 November 2023 | 08:27 AM
Even if I feel much shit inside, I can’t shit anymore… Don’t know why, even if I had Brussel’s sprouts for dinner… I am sad
Sunday, 5 November 2023 | 09:12 AM
A fair amount of poop in the morning meets the requirement for a nice weekend
Friday, 3 November 2023 | 07:54 AM
There’s something funny happening to my body when I drink wine, apart from classic tipsy effects. I go to sleep and rapidly fall asleep. I wake up after less than three hours with an unusual urge for a pee. I follow my instinct and I do that, then I go back to sleep. The restContinue reading “Friday, 3 November 2023 | 07:54 AM”
Thursday, 2 November 2023 | 08:27 AM
Uhm, getting back to routine ist not easy, especially with bowels Yet, this morning some fully developed shit got out easily
Wednesday, 1 November 2023 | 10:11 AM
As always happens, as I get back home after a trip, I recover and sleep as much as possible, and then I download all the photos on my computer all of the shit I wasn’t able to do while travelling
Tuesday, 31 October 2023 | 08:25 AM
Still in Paris, still on trip. Now thing is, still no shit.
Best sport
What is your favorite form of physical exercise? Spreading my anus for a poop
Sunday, 29 October 2023 | 07:28 AM
Every time I’m on vacation, my bowels take one day to think about what’s happening… Yesterday morning I tried to download but apparently there was no connection. Lol. So I spent the whole day bloating and farting every time possible, but no urge fore a shit ever came. As opposite, this morning my body feltContinue reading “Sunday, 29 October 2023 | 07:28 AM”
Saturday, 28 October 2023 | 09:28 AM
Ok, I am now in Paris. YEEEEEY. Thing is my friend is hosting me, and right now I am at his toilet, but my arsehole just don’t want to do anything. Cross
Friday, 27 October 2023 | 07:35 AM
Every time I have pasta for dinner, I wake up with an immediate urge to rush to the bathroom. Truth
Thursday, 26 October 2023 | 06:55 AM
Even if I already took a shit some 5 hours ago, I got woken up by some farts I did. Their pattern reminded me that Korean fried chicken I had for dinner… is it a coincidence? I don’t think so… Now I am sitting here on my toilet thinking, gotta be fast, though, my girlfriendContinue reading “Thursday, 26 October 2023 | 06:55 AM”
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