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On the Christmas Day, no presents for me on the toilets, no gifts, not even shit. 😦 Constipated Christmas

Waiting for Christmas, sitting on my toilet. Waiting for some shit, it’s hard to get. I am constipated

C’mon! It was just pizza and two pints of beer! Now my cheeks can’t detach from the toilet And it hurts! It hurts a lot! I mean, not that drama, I know, but WHY DOES TAKING A SHIT HAS TO HURT THIS MUCH??

A floating turd. I mean, there’s just two kind of turds, the ones sipping, and the ones floating. What kind of turd are you? 😂

Hard shit. Hard life

Some shit to do. Some shit to tell people I did

I should find new original ways to describe my poop. This time is actually special, but it’s difficult. It’s kind of hard with soft insides. The deeper it goes, the softer it gets, the smellier it gets!

After a Sunday spent in diarrhoea distress, let’s start the day with a reeky splashy turd Let’s see what day will bring

Today is diarrhoea day. And I gotta go to the office now…

Pop pop shit pop at Space-X speed

By the way, I had diarrhoea at work

It’s being a stressful period at the office, we’re finishing too late at night, we’re sleeping poorly and eating as badly. What’s the catch? Shitting even worse! The smell can’t just be described And the worse part of all is ICAN’T FART!

Stressful days at the office. Even if the rest of the people already feels the Christmas wave, we are struggling for a huge event on the new year’s Eve. And my shit, is hard and stuck. INSIDE!

I haven’t been consistent lately. I shall take more shit then!

Give yourself some time on the toilet, It’s wonderful what happens! You shit! Incredible uh?

Nice and easy shit in the morning. Everything perfect. But one thing. I keep forgetting toilet paper on the basin shelf, and I have to squat leg-open, crab-like, to the shelf, to grab the paper without spreading my dung on my cheeks. Disgusting ain’t it? Just picture it!

One night out with friends for a party, and my bowels swell. Plenty of hard as hell shit. Now, I’ve just got back home, and flushed hell down the toilet

It’s getting difficult to grow back a streak. With this blog of mine, I probably reached an over 200-day streak, until I broke it. Shit, I love streaks, my streak on Duolingo is 1294 days. But I can’t keep up with my shit streak, there’s always something getting in between, that makes me forget toContinue reading “Tuesday, 28 November 2023 | 07:57 AM”

This week has been harsh, been working for way too much time. Indeed, I am working all day also today. All right, who cares? Nobody but my bowels, which are cross, so angry they don’t allow me to take a freaking shit. C’mon! I just need some shiiit!