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When I went to sleep yesterday, my belly hurt. I thought I would have end up taking a lot of difficult shit this morning, but instead, only a few soft skills Whatever…

Hahaha, I just sat on my white china throne to take a shit, and as soon as I drop my first bomb, my cat arrived and stole the paper. It was exhilarating, I took it back from her arms, and she escaped like she drawbacks from a battle, even shouting revenge hahahahah. In the meanwhile,Continue reading “Tuesday, 27 February 2024 | 08:15 AM”

Poorly made shit. Nah, Skip the day

My bowels are pretty much irritated. I went bouldering with my mates, and I felt needed a shit since the beginning. Had to hold it for like 7 hours… Now I’m finally home and… KABOOOOOM!

Uhm, weekend is always difficult for the shit. If I woke up early like during the week, my bowels would be relaxed and fit enough to be performative, but off course I need more sleep, hence I end up taking a late shit, when my bowels are keen no more… Farts though, are safe andContinue reading “Saturday, 24 February 2024 | 10:06 AM”

Idk what’s going on with my bowels lately. I have diarrhoea doesn’t matter what I eat. My colleagues are in a meeting right now, and I hope nobody hears my deafening farts 💥 Btw, I have a lot of work to do, and if I was alone right now, I would have taken my laptopContinue reading “Friday, 23 February 2024 | 03:40 PM”

At the office. On the toilet’s office. Guess doing what

Diarrhoea at work

Duh, a lots of farts, and just one useless poop

Always nice to arrive at the gym, and have a sudden diarrhoea… yeah, always nice…

A single hustle, a single drop, a single turd. Big, huge, turd. Good Morning

Let’s see, how much shit will I deploy this morning? Apparently, a fair amount. To be fair, it’s not much. Actually, I wish I did more 😦

Again. Again again again SHIT. This time at the office. And it’s lame limy. Annoying and painful. Sort of regretful. Why pizza for dinner WHYY!? Btw, luckily today I’m all alone at the office

This morning I woke up way too early, my alarm was set for 6:30AM, but I woke up at 3AM. Undigested pizza gave me insomnia. I tried and tried to push and get rid of what was burning inside me, but it wasn’t ready yet, so I simply waited. And here I am! Let’s startContinue reading “Monday, 19 February 2024 | 07:20 AM”

Sunday? Half a shit

First shit of the day at noon means my routine is fucked up, and I’m going to feel the burden all day long… 😔

Now, why diarrhoea at 04:50 PM? Great! Luckily I am doing home-office today

Today my arsehole spread quite much, two turds one attached to the other with a huge caliber. Nice. Where do I store all of this shit? Incroyable!

It’s happening something odd, these last few days. I keep needing a shit right after lunch…. well well. I guess it’s not that bad, I mean, it means I work, right? My biology is totally fine! Yeah sure…. I only hope nobody enters this bathroom for a while now…

Today no shit, just farts. A lot of farts

Fuck hummus! I keep eating it at lunch with my colleagues, but it just makes me pop! Now I’m in the bathroom, farting and shitting like pop corns. It’s just NUTS! It also kinda look like…

Taking a poop in the morning is not that easy, especially of you just woke yourself up and went sitting straight on the toilet. It simply doesn’t work like this. In fact I am used to having breakfast first, and only then, going to the loo. Oh well, I think I’ll just be patient… IContinue reading “Tuesday, 13 February 2024 | 06:49 AM”

Smooth shit! Woha! Wasn’t expecting this… As I spent the weekend eating a lot at my girlfriend’s mom, I thought I’d have had just hard shit, instead, it’s a smooth and easy discharge! Well, nice!

Smooth turds for a Sunday morning