Tag Archives: health

Sunday, 24 March 2024 | 10:09 AM

Late shit on Sunday morning. This, I dare to say, feels like an achievement for me, because normally on Sundays I oversleep, wake up way too relaxed, and I end up constipated 😦 Birds chirping in distance, sun shining through the window, and a big turd splashing in the pool. This sounds like a greatContinue reading “Sunday, 24 March 2024 | 10:09 AM”

Wednesday, 20 March 2024 | 08:42 AM

You know, when you drink beer and the day after you’re all cluttered, well, I’ve decided to have dinner with milk and cereal after my two pints, I thought it might protect and stabilise my tummy. Hell yeah, it worked! I slept fairly nice, and I have no stomach aching! Although, once on the toilet,Continue reading “Wednesday, 20 March 2024 | 08:42 AM”

Saturday, 16 March 2024 | 08:28 AM

To take a shit the day after a pizza, is getting mire and more difficult. You know, at first I feel constipated, even farts find their way out hardly, then some loose shit gets on, but very slowly, then stop, I’m not able to continue… All the day goes along with farts and my stomachContinue reading “Saturday, 16 March 2024 | 08:28 AM”

Thursday, 14 March 2024 | 08:21 AM

I had to do a lot of house chores this morning, dishes, fold the dry robes, laundry, clean cat’s litter, everything before having a relaxed shit! As soon as I sat, I got devoured by my toilet, shat all at once.

The airport bathroom

As I passed the security check, I rushed to the closest bathroom, as I desperately need a poo! I trust every arrow they put, following them to my craved destination, I tidily put my luggage one on top of the other, and I lower my trousers. Here I am. Yeah, I can finally push everythingContinue reading “The airport bathroom”

A letter to my 100yo self

Write a letter to your 100-year-old self. As you’re now crossing the century milestone, just look back. Do you see it? It’s still the same as it has always been: your shit resting at the bottom of the toilet. Hopingly, you’re at your own house, probably not even writing blog posts anymore, only giving inputsContinue reading “A letter to my 100yo self”

Sunday, 10 March 2024 | 06:30 AM

Btw, still on the toilet. It’s now getting late, but I need to fulfil my main chore here, otherwise I will find myself in agony, trying to stop a diarrhoea at some close point in time, like, I would say, as I go to the terminal to catch my flight, or perhaps on the trainContinue reading “Sunday, 10 March 2024 | 06:30 AM”

Friday, 8 March 2024 | 07:20 AM

My weekend in Milan begins. First thing first: Taking a shit. Dry and hard Dunno, but I feel burning inside, I ate a huge pizza for dinner, and now I feel like a sinner… *edit* Actually, after just fifteen minutes, I am still here on the toilet. And the amount produced improved dramatically, and itsContinue reading “Friday, 8 March 2024 | 07:20 AM”

Thursday, 7 March 2024 | 08:15 AM

You know, I am trying to become vegetarian – and it’s been difficult – and trying to reduce alcohol as well – even harder. I made it to 1-week streak, then I had a steak yesterday for dinner… and a couple of beers… Even though, it seems that the previous week brought some success… MyContinue reading “Thursday, 7 March 2024 | 08:15 AM”