Daily Prompt

What’s the most fun way to exercise? Lol. My favourite exercise is what I do when I feel I gotta take a shit but my bowels are still too drowsy. I sit firmly on the toilet, I crouch, and then I start pushing out and pulling up my arsehole at regular intervals, I...

Sunday, 9 April 2023 | 07:13 AM

Awakened by a sudden urge of my inner self. I had three drinks yesterday, so apparently this is how my body manage them. BADLY. I know, alcohol is bad for the body, bud my friends don’t feel so bad after just three drinks. And I wasn’t even drunk!...

Daily Prompt

What job would you do for free? Eheheheheh! THIS VERY JOOOOB! Writing about every single shit I make is time consuming, simply because I spend a real lot of time pooping. Does anybody pay to do so? NNNOOPE! Do I wish to get some revenue from such a silly thing? YEEEEP...

Thursday, 6 April 2023 | 09:49 AM

Constipated a bit, but dunno why… Perhaps I am not eating enough fruits and veggies. Yeah, let’s eat more fruit and veggies! Health bowels is king!

Tuesday, 4 April 2023 | 06:35 PM

Just finished at the office, headed to the park to meet my girlfriend and drink some beers. Had to longcut home. Shit. Diarrhoea Now I can go to the park Peace