Wednesday, 3 May 2023 | 09:04 AM

Milk and cereal always give me the right amount of energy to start the day. I am ready to go!!! But also, give me the right push for ending my morning poop! I am Ready to goooo!!!

Monday, 1 May 2023 | 10:18 AM

International Labour Day, me and my girlfriend decided to have a barbecue in the wild. I am now taking a shit, but I feel I can’t produce it all. I guess have some surprises later on…

Toilet production

When do you feel most productive? You know those moment when you just have to take a lot of poop and can’t help but staying on the toilet for dozens of minutes? That’s when I feel the most productive!

Saturday, 29 April 2023 | 09:06 AM

Accuracy is everything for me, and that’s why I’m reporting the second shit of the morning, just some minutes after the first. Been sitting here ages! I was about to get in the shower, but I was blocked by another diarrhoea attack! Still painful. I just...

Saturday, 29 April 2023 | 07:27 AM

Yesterday I had pizza for dinner, and I knew it! This morning I still haven’t completely digested it, and I feel centralised abdomen pain. I know, I shouldn’t be eating that, I am gluten intolerant, and I got IBS, but how can I live without such joy? The...