Tuesday, 18 July 2023 | 09:53 AM

Since Yesterday I had a very bad slumber, today I’ve decided to postpone everything I have to do, in favour of sleeping more. It was the right choice, bringing me a lot of benefits. I feel fit, energetic, happy, relaxed, and most of all, I don’t remember...

10 solid points.

List 10 things you know to be absolutely certain. 1. Shit 2. Farts 3. Diarrhoea 4. Constipation 5. Indigestion 6. Reflux 7. Smell 8. Loose crap 9. Outdoor urge. 10. Empty toilet paper roll