Monday, 24 July 2023 | 09:50 AM

No no no no no nO. My body is just not working. Yesterday I spent the whole day not taking any shit, now just a little stupide stone got out. FUCk!

Ah! The passing of time!

Which activities make you lose track of time? When I’m here on the toilet – right where I am now, I spend my time doing all sort of things to give as much time as my bowels need. I start with some language lessons on Duolingo, then I write my posts about...