Wednesday, 27 November 2024 | 8:05 AM

I already had my morning poop, but in the silence of the morning, I keep hearing funny noises coming from my bowels. What is it? Is that shit? Must be shit! Can’t be but shit! So why don’t you get out already!?

Tuesday, 26 November 2024 | 7:53 AM

If I made art out of my shit, today I’d represent it as a minimal painting: a circle and a straight line. My actual plan is to sell out my shit in jar, but it’s way too expensive! But who knows what the future mag bring…

Sunday, 24 November 2024 | 8:49 AM

My arse is about to boom, no boom yet though. I mean, I feel that crazy shit coming, I feel it in the final part of my bowels, but it hasn’t come yet