Saturday, 8 March 2025 | 4:06 PM

Some shit out of nowhere. Actually, I know where it comes from, it’s just unexpected. You know… 4 PM… what a weird time for a poo. C’mon, who takes a shit at 4PM?

Saturday, 8 March 2025 | 9:08 AM

My friend loves me. He’a waiting for me to have breakfast together. Just texted me ‘Tell me when you’re leaving, so I can get myself ready” “Yup” I replied “Taking a shit now” “Dedicate your post to me” Sure...

Lesson learned

What is the last thing you learned? Pumping shit out for more than 30 minutes a day gives you haemorrhoids