Tag Archives: fart

Saturday, 19 August 2023 | 09:27 AM

‘Let’s have a crap!’ That’s my expectation. Reality is I am a little constipated, my crap is hard and dry, I am still drowsy and I just want to sleep but my sunlight reached my tent, and is now hot as a sauna. Let’s have just a few turds…. Sad Crap 😦

Tuesday, 15 August 2023 | 08:55 AM

First things first, some huge turds. Got it. This is my third day camping, third day on holiday, third day of fun, third day of tirds, coming from acohol. Just got another one out! Ain’t feel nice… In just ten minutes I squeezed myself out, and the toilet is now full. On the bottom someContinue reading “Tuesday, 15 August 2023 | 08:55 AM”

Sunday, 13 August 2023 | 09:10 AM

I’ve been sitting on the toilet for more than thirty minutes now, I think I deployed everything I needed. I am pretty satisfied. Today I am leaving for a trip of one week, the sole holiday I could spare this year, hence I want to be free – at least the very first day –Continue reading “Sunday, 13 August 2023 | 09:10 AM”

Wednesday, 9 August 2023 | 07:33 AM

There’s nothing better than waking up and rushing to the bathroom having diarrhoea. Uh, actually there is a lot better than this… Yet still, right now this is the only thing making me a little better… Yeah, that hamburger for dinner was a very special great idea!! It was surely delicious, giving me all theContinue reading “Wednesday, 9 August 2023 | 07:33 AM”

Describing myself again

How would you describe yourself to someone who can’t see you? Just breath and listen, I am taking a shit. That’s what I do. Take shits and write posts about them. Yeah. i am the shit-f***ing-king! Lol

Wednesday, 2 August 2023 | 08:39 AM

Yesterday I had Mexican food for lunch. The message should be already whole and understandable, already I will only add a few words from my girlfriend this morning. ‘My arsehole hurts’ ‘I shat green’ Cheers!

Saturday, 29 July 2023 | 06:29 AM

Constipation day 2. Yesterday I learned some meditation basics. Respiration is good for your health, and I really believe I could fight constipation with it. Unluckily, I’m not there yet. Only a few farts for me this morning. Gotta admit, it’s pretty early though….

Keep Healty!

What strategies do you use to maintain your health and well-being? It’s very easy! EASY! Take a shit every day! I know there are a few days you’ll be constipated, some days when you have no time to sit and shit. But it’s easier than you think! Just sit every day, rest for a while,Continue reading “Keep Healty!”

Monday, 3 July 2023 | 04:10 PM

Fucking bad. BAD! I’m just having another diarrhoea attack in the middle of a webconference. I had to rush to the bathroom muting and deactivating my webcam. Worst thing is, my boss was right next to me. … I am not sure I have the courage to go back to the conference room…

Monday, 3 July 2023 | 01:11 PM

Healed? Was I? As a matter of fact I am taking gross shit at the office. At the office’s toilet! Still, I guess the noise I am producing feel like being inside the office, for the rest of the colleagues… I feel a little uncomfortable…perhaps I should have stayed home today… Oh, by the way,Continue reading “Monday, 3 July 2023 | 01:11 PM”

Sunday, 02 July 2023 | 03:00 PM

Yesterday was fucking bad, I was a wreck, diarrhoea all around and feeling weak all day long, not to mention vomiting… I lost two kilos… but today I feel great! And grateful it all passed! Or at least I thought so… I just had diarrhoea again, still liquid shit. FUCK.

Wednesday, 24 May 2023 | 08:38 AM

My body is talking shit as soon as I wake up, first words are farts. I woke up more than 100minutes ago, so now more words came, but there’s a catch in the end: a massive pile of poop down my toilet. And the day can now begin, with no opinion from my arsemouth, hopinglyContinue reading “Wednesday, 24 May 2023 | 08:38 AM”