Tag Archives: fart

Thursday, 14 September 2023 | 08:03 AM

I’m having a little trouble taking a shit this morning. The thing is yesterday I ate too late for dinner, and this morning my bowels are not ready yet. They’re intermitting turds.

Tuesday, 12 September 2023 | 08:35 AM

Weird dream tonight. I took a lot of shit at a party, but there were no toilet. Instead I was carrying all of my turds on my backpack. The last thing I remember, I was emptying them all counting them. There were kinda like 30 pieces. Perhaps cleaning my cat’s litter could be a littleContinue reading “Tuesday, 12 September 2023 | 08:35 AM”

Friday, 8 September 2023 | 08:23 AM

Gotta admit, this morning I thought it would have been easier to take a shit, instead I found myself in turmoiled constipation, with little bally turds been shot throughout my anus at speed. …..POP! like a cannonball!

Wednesday, 6 September 2023 | 05:23 AM

I am an utter idiot. I took the rational decision to drink alcohol only on weekends, not because I have an addiction, it’s just a matter of health. The hangover is something my body can’t just cope with, especially with beer. It’s pretty clear, I spoiled my swear. It was lunch break with my colleagues,Continue reading “Wednesday, 6 September 2023 | 05:23 AM”

Monday, 4 September 2023 | 09:32 PM

I had just started to warm up at the gym, when at first squat I realised I NEEDED A SHIT. This happened two hours ago. In the meanwhile I climbed and stretched and suffered a lot, struggling to keep that thing inside me. Finally, I am now home, freely taking the shit I deserved.

Saturday, 2 September 2023 | 10:22 AM

One day to go, I’ll go back to work. Somehow I feel like I’m looking forward to it. I’ll have my routine back, waking up early, having breakfast, taking a shit, exact, on time. 10:20 is quite a bit too further. Still drowsy, low energy… it’s all a matter of taking a shit in theContinue reading “Saturday, 2 September 2023 | 10:22 AM”

Tuesday, 29 August 2023 | 11:00 AM

There’s a logistics problem in my bathroom. My cat loves to destroy toilet paper, so we can’t keep it next to the toilet, instead we had to store it somewhere else, safely. You know, that place is so safe, I always forgot to take it before taking a shit… I always end up finishing withoutContinue reading “Tuesday, 29 August 2023 | 11:00 AM”

Sunday, 27 August 2023 | 10:00 AM

I’m back home after a whole week spent out for business. These days have been demanding for my bowels… I ate at least a hamburger every day, plus more meat, as least veggies possible, and I slept for just few hours every night. Today is the first day I can take a shit with noContinue reading “Sunday, 27 August 2023 | 10:00 AM”

Friday, 25 August 2023 | 07:44 AM

Even if I promote to stay sit on the toilet for at least 30minutes a day, so you can rest, pause, thus facilitating your bowels to expel all the trash, sometimes I’d just like to empty it all at once, just like dustmen do with garbage. This morning it’s taking forever! Little piece by littleContinue reading “Friday, 25 August 2023 | 07:44 AM”