Monday, 12 February 2024 | 08:09 AM

Smooth shit! Woha! Wasn’t expecting this… As I spent the weekend eating a lot at my girlfriend’s mom, I thought I’d have had just hard shit, instead, it’s a smooth and easy discharge! Well, nice!

Saturday, 10 February 2024 | 09:06 AM

Saturday morning shit is always an unexpected variable, it surely depends on what I did the night before, but even if I just was a good boy, it could happen to have some kind of diarrhoea. This morning, I’m happy because everything is calm, one huge single turd,...

Friday, 9 February 2024 | 08:27 AM

I pushed hard hard today. It kinda reminded me of that 20-year-old GIF I used to have in one of my first color-screen-phones where a toon guy pushed as hard as possible to take a shit, so hard his head swallowed and reddened, so hard his head eventually exploded, he...

Thursday, 8 February 2024 | 09:10 AM

Basically, this morning I woke up too early, and my bowels were still too drowsy. Since I arrived early, nobody is here yet, so I can shit in peace 😎