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Uhm, perhaps shitting after lunch gives life a boost

Brave waiting, brought its fruits. You know… In the morning, on the toilet…

Well, yesterday I was constipated, so I would have imagined to take a lot of shit this morning…. It ain’t anything  like this 😡

Pizza for dinner, constipation for breakfast.

Hamburger for dinner, it made me think I would have had a lot to shit this morning… nope. Unexpectedly.. NOPE Constipation came instead

Stuck on the toilet, even before breakfast. Should definitely quit drinking beer. Even if yesterday I’ve just had two pints before dinner ☹️

My belly bloats and it hurts, but my bowels are not listening to this, they kinda prefer to take it slow… BUT I NEED TO SHIIIT FAAASTEEEER! Plz 🥺

Some more. NOW EVERYTHING IS CLEAR! Well.. clear… not much… This morning there was a lot more inside! But it was shy! THE SHY TIRD strikes again!!!

I don’t know, it’s a weird feeling, as I sat down on the toilet, some turd got out immediately, but as I keep staying here, playing Duolingo on my phone, feels like something more is in there. Weird… I’ll keep waiting for a while

A very difficult turd, needed me to push harder as ever to get out. It got out in the end

After a long and sound slumber, I wake up energetic, and happy. My bowels are lazy, and dropped just one turd

Poop time

My bowels are a little touchy, if I don’t take it slow in the morning, they go constipated, protesting. This morning every was going fine, until my girlfriend’s car had a problem while she was getting to work… I helped her immediately, brought her to her place, got back home and checked the car. CouldContinue reading “Thursday, 19 September 2024 | 08:37 AM”

Yeha, shit was ok this morning.. Easy

I am really annoyed by the fact thar my bowels is plenty of shit, but it seems like I am not able to eject it. It feels terrible. I’ll stay cross for the rest of the day

Even if yesterday’s diarrhoea squeezed everything out of me, apparently I still have something to shit this morning… And it’s not even poor…

One good thing about autumn is that it’s plenty of fallen leaves… these fallen leaves come really handy when I need to cover my diarrhoea left in the middle of the woods. Yeah, fresh diarrhoea, just some minutes before arriving at the starting spot of our trek. The downside of autumn, though, it’s the freezingContinue reading “Sunday, 15 September 2024 | 08:34 AM”

Later than sooner, here it is, the first turd of the day!

I am pretty much disappointed. I am utterly constipated. I hate it when the weekend starts like this…

Shit was not fast enough. Still, fast enough.. Ir freaking stinks!

Uh oh, now that’s the poop that was hiding inside me… Now gone. But it was dangerous… luckily I gelt it wasn’t just a fart…

Doesn’t matter if I exercise more, every fucking time I have pizza for dinner, I am constipated in the morning. Fuck! I mean, it is obvious I need a shit, look at my belly! Shit… I’ll stay for a while sitting here on my toilet, let’s see if anything moves at all

Seems like my body absorbed everything I ate yesterday… Probably it is also because I donated blood yesterday… Wait a minute… a turd just got out… right while I was writing… weird… my bowels was feeling afraid uh?

This morning, shit was spiked and a little painful at first, then my anus spread and everything went smoothly. Love it

A little poop came eventually. The day had already started, but this gives me a boost

No shit at all today! 🥺