Wednesday, 9 August 2023 | 07:33 AM

There’s nothing better than waking up and rushing to the bathroom having diarrhoea. Uh, actually there is a lot better than this… Yet still, right now this is the only thing making me a little better… Yeah, that hamburger for dinner was a very special great idea!! It was surely delicious, giving me all theContinue reading “Wednesday, 9 August 2023 | 07:33 AM”

Describing myself again

How would you describe yourself to someone who can’t see you? Just breath and listen, I am taking a shit. That’s what I do. Take shits and write posts about them. Yeah. i am the shit-f***ing-king! Lol

Wednesday, 2 August 2023 | 08:39 AM

Yesterday I had Mexican food for lunch. The message should be already whole and understandable, already I will only add a few words from my girlfriend this morning. ‘My arsehole hurts’ ‘I shat green’ Cheers!

Keep Healty!

What strategies do you use to maintain your health and well-being? It’s very easy! EASY! Take a shit every day! I know there are a few days you’ll be constipated, some days when you have no time to sit and shit. But it’s easier than you think! Just sit every day, rest for a while,Continue reading “Keep Healty!”

Monday, 3 July 2023 | 04:10 PM

Fucking bad. BAD! I’m just having another diarrhoea attack in the middle of a webconference. I had to rush to the bathroom muting and deactivating my webcam. Worst thing is, my boss was right next to me. … I am not sure I have the courage to go back to the conference room…

Monday, 3 July 2023 | 01:11 PM

Healed? Was I? As a matter of fact I am taking gross shit at the office. At the office’s toilet! Still, I guess the noise I am producing feel like being inside the office, for the rest of the colleagues… I feel a little uncomfortable…perhaps I should have stayed home today… Oh, by the way,Continue reading “Monday, 3 July 2023 | 01:11 PM”

Sunday, 02 July 2023 | 03:00 PM

Yesterday was fucking bad, I was a wreck, diarrhoea all around and feeling weak all day long, not to mention vomiting… I lost two kilos… but today I feel great! And grateful it all passed! Or at least I thought so… I just had diarrhoea again, still liquid shit. FUCK.