Monday, 29 July 2024 | 06:10 AM

I woke up at 5, spent some minutes farting on the toilet, but you know, nothing happened. Had breakfast, got back to the toilet, where I am now. Nothing happened. Nothing’s happening! Sad. I’m sad.

Sunday, 28 July 2024 | 08:28 PM

As I mentioned earlier, I skipped one day of shit. My bowels was not in-sync, and I spent the whole day on a charter boat with my friends… Just guess any of them on what was the worst part of the day: they all going to answer: my farts. Finally, now that...

Saturday, 28 July 2024 | 08:10 AM

Had no shit yesterday? Yeah, why not to take it over today? Nope. I mean, get over with it! Nope Cmon…. Just a pebble. More like a stone… hell, it was heavy…. But I feel a lot of shit is still...