Even if I promote sitting for half a hour every day to take a shit in relax, giving as much time and calm your bowels need, sometime I think it’s a little much, not because of the time, I can always do something else in the meanwhile, but because of the fact I am anus-spreadContinue reading “Thursday, 28 September 2023 | 08:50 AM”
Tag Archives: diarrhea
Wednesday, 27 September 2023 | 08:35 AM
It took a while for my bottom to understand it had to take a shit. But in the end what had to got out
Tuesday, 26 September 2023 | 04:12 PM
The perks of work from home. I could eat as much as I want, and I can take shit any time I like. Right now I am taking a shit btw!
I should definitely try harder
What could you do more of? SHIT.
Monday, 25 September 2023 | 12:23 PM
Another little shit. Let’s bring my workstation on my toilet!
Monday, 25 September 2023 | 09:05 AM
I frankly believe I am not taking enough shit…
Sunday, 24 September 2023 | 08:14 AM
I’m just taking some poop. Classic Sunday morning, but earlier.
Friday, 22 September 2023 | 08:21 AM
I wish I didn’t drink all that wine for dinner. Now I’m stuck on the toilet!
Thursday, 21 September 2023 | 07:25 AM
Yeah, a good shit in the morning. Today is different than usual though, I didn’t even have breakfast. Just straight to the toilet!
Wednesday, 20 September 2023 | 09:49 AM
I guess I’m not eating enough fibre. my shit looks (AND FEELS) like rock this morning…
Tuesday, 19 September 2023 | 03:20 PM
Oh nice! I had lunch with my friend in Milan at a Chinese-Latino restaurant. He was the one choosing it. Just a hour for a quick life-recap, then he had to go back to work. He gently lent me his house’s keys and I went to his place. First things first, I had to feelContinue reading “Tuesday, 19 September 2023 | 03:20 PM”
Tuesday, 19 September 2023 | 06:42 AM
Trying to squeeze my poop out. The thing is I have no time, I have a flight to catch! Hope I will be arrived already when I will feel the urge to go again….
Monday, 18 September 2023 | 02:54 PM
Good ol’ turd. Turd in the hole! Shit is shitless Btw, Taking a shit after lunch is somehow weird
Monday, 18 September 2023 | 07:40 AM
I’ve been feeling quite burdened for an entire week, though I couldn’t stop eating much. Here starts a new week. Let’s shiiiiit! Then I’ll try not to eat much 😂
Saturday, 16 September 2023 | 02:56 PM
These last few days I’ve been feeling very burdened. I feel plenty of shit inside me. I keep expelling just a few turds every morning, yet I still feel there’s one more. One by one, the unexploited pieces of shit are piling up inside me. In the end, I think I will just explode…
Friday, 15 September 2023 | 08:54 AM
This morning no shit happen to get out of my arsehole
Being a leader…
Do you see yourself as a leader? Sure! I lead my turds to the bottom of the toiler!
Thursday, 14 September 2023 | 08:03 AM
I’m having a little trouble taking a shit this morning. The thing is yesterday I ate too late for dinner, and this morning my bowels are not ready yet. They’re intermitting turds.
Tuesday, 12 September 2023 | 03:18 AM
Taking a shit, for the third time today.
Tuesday, 12 September 2023 | 08:35 AM
Weird dream tonight. I took a lot of shit at a party, but there were no toilet. Instead I was carrying all of my turds on my backpack. The last thing I remember, I was emptying them all counting them. There were kinda like 30 pieces. Perhaps cleaning my cat’s litter could be a littleContinue reading “Tuesday, 12 September 2023 | 08:35 AM”
Monday, 11 September 2023 | 08:43 AM
I guess this morning I have no time enough. I drop some turds, and that’s it. I’ll be waiting for the annoying rest for the whole day…
Sunday, 10 September 2023 | 08:51 AM
How come I start taking a shit only many minutes after I sat on the toilet? Didn’t I fart enough already?
Saturday, 9 September 2023 | 09:32 AM
Basically when you spend a Friday night drinking red wine, you spend the morning here: ON THE TOILET. And the shit is all so scented. Soo cool. Soo… DISGUSTING!
Being relaxed all the time
How do you relax? Sitting on the toilet and Taking a shit
Friday, 8 September 2023 | 08:23 AM
Gotta admit, this morning I thought it would have been easier to take a shit, instead I found myself in turmoiled constipation, with little bally turds been shot throughout my anus at speed. …..POP! like a cannonball!
Thursday, 7 September 2023 | 08:17 AM
Winey shit
Grudging
Are you holding a grudge? About? I should have gave more time to my bowels this morning… Now I’m holding hazardous farts at work 🥺
Wednesday, 6 September 2023 | 07:05 AM
So, after two hours awake, here comes another little turd…. The thing is, I’d need some serious shit here! C’mon!
Wednesday, 6 September 2023 | 05:23 AM
I am an utter idiot. I took the rational decision to drink alcohol only on weekends, not because I have an addiction, it’s just a matter of health. The hangover is something my body can’t just cope with, especially with beer. It’s pretty clear, I spoiled my swear. It was lunch break with my colleagues,Continue reading “Wednesday, 6 September 2023 | 05:23 AM”
Tuesday, 5 September 2023 | 08:19 AM
Not so fast shit