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Shit is not always easy. Something is crap. Today acid crap

Hole in one (second)! A little push and I discharged all of my crap in the toilet, in just one sec!

Late awakening, late breakfast, late shit. Almost all mature! Ready to start the weekend!

A clustered turd. I wonder how many balls of shit took to do such a shit

Early shit. Should I have a prize for that? Oh great! Insomnia, right!

Pizza deprived me from sleep, now this problematic meal is trough, gotta expel it. GO AWAAAAY! It leaves with a bad aftermath…

Snap! This turd is larger than what my anus could stretch this morning! I must exercise more!

It’s a hard hard turd, followed by a hard hard life

Satisfying shit. How so? It was probably the most healthy shit in months. Fair amount, not hard neither soft enough to splash, well, you know, what anybody would say ‘NICE SHIT!’

Hard shit. Now I’m just waiting until I go back to work, so my routine resets. This inconsistent crap is shit! Well, yeah

I desperately needed a shit. My night was dark and full of terror

Poor amount of crap in the morning

The new year actually starts late, as always. And it begins with the same wish, as always. Do more shit. Tossing it, while taking a huge shit, as always. Happy new year! Shits!

Sylvester. nice. Imma make a cake. Lol. Joking Just shit

Not so solid shit

Speedy turd.

My boss called me in the office today. And yeah, it’s still holiday. I am at the office right now, but he didn’t come. I have diarrhoea now, and I just made it here. Ha. I WON’T FLUSH HAHAHAHAHAH. No blah, I’ll do

Strudel consistency inside my toilet

On the Christmas Day, no presents for me on the toilets, no gifts, not even shit. 😦 Constipated Christmas