Tag Archives: diarrhea

Saturday, 10 February 2024 | 09:06 AM

Saturday morning shit is always an unexpected variable, it surely depends on what I did the night before, but even if I just was a good boy, it could happen to have some kind of diarrhoea. This morning, I’m happy because everything is calm, one huge single turd, not too hard, not too soft. PrettyContinue reading “Saturday, 10 February 2024 | 09:06 AM”

Friday, 9 February 2024 | 08:27 AM

I pushed hard hard today. It kinda reminded me of that 20-year-old GIF I used to have in one of my first color-screen-phones where a toon guy pushed as hard as possible to take a shit, so hard his head swallowed and reddened, so hard his head eventually exploded, he finishes kneel on the floor,Continue reading “Friday, 9 February 2024 | 08:27 AM”

Wednesday, 7 February 2024 | 09:11PM

Eventually I had no shit at the office, I juat farted a lot. I’m sure they’re going to notice it eventually….but I made it through the day, until I went to the office and I keep farted. This time probably my climbing mate noticed the reek surrounding me… Btw, now I’m home, taking a shit,Continue reading “Wednesday, 7 February 2024 | 09:11PM”

Tuesday, 6 February 2024 | 07:14 AM

Chili beans for dinner? Spicy dreams at night. Hefty fireworks in the morning. I banished my girlfriend from the bathroom. More to say? You should just experience what I’m living right now, the sound and smell would be more than enough!

Friday, 2 February 2024 | 08:05 AM

I don’t know if this happens only to me, but often in the morning, right after breakfast, there’s me doing the dishes in the kitchen and my partner in the bathroom doing her things. As striking as a thunder, suddenly some shit pile inside my bowels, it’s too much, I feel I can’t cope withContinue reading “Friday, 2 February 2024 | 08:05 AM”

Sunday, 28 January 2024 | 6:10 PM

You know when you sincerely ate too much for days, spicy things, untrustworthy things, bad things, even good stuff but in the cauldron is just worsening the situation. I am now experiencing the aftermath, bad diarrhoea in public Primark With everything you can imagine as icing on the cake, This post should have described justContinue reading “Sunday, 28 January 2024 | 6:10 PM”

Friday, 26 January 2024 | 08:18 AM

Having the cat litter right next to my toilet is funny, because many times it’s me and my cat taking a shit next to each other. Funny, yeah, cool. Except when she takes these huge reeky turds, like right now. It’s like Leonardo’s stink bomb I could die!!

Thursday, 25 January 2024 | 02:21 AM

Yesterday, I’ve spent my day taking shits, at the office, at home. I also took a lot of farts, at the office, at home, in my bed. I am now awake, and my bowels hurt a lot. Am constipated, but at the same time I feel my bowels bloating, full of crap. I am inContinue reading “Thursday, 25 January 2024 | 02:21 AM”

Saturday, 20 January 2024 | 07:40 AM

Yesterday is been the first (hoping the last) Friday night drinking night. I met a friend who I didn’t see in months, and we drank one bottle white wine each, before dinner. I was broken already, then we went to sushi with our girlfriends and we took more wine. I had diarrhoea at the restaurant,Continue reading “Saturday, 20 January 2024 | 07:40 AM”

Friday, 19 January 2024 | 11:16 PM

You know, when it’s Friday, you drink and eat as nothing matters to you, and you end up shitting at you’re favourite Japanese restaurant, wishing you never drank so much Taking as much shit as you can

Friday, 19 January 2024 | 08:12 AM

A light shit, still making me light, less heavy. Heavy shit is relative. This amount for an elephant is ridiculous, this much from a turtle, would be definitely too much. For me, I’m satisfied. Long enough to give me autonomy for the rest of the day

Being a good leader

What makes a good leader? Surely enough, if you take bigger shit than others, then showing it to your people, you’re going to inspire them. Hence, making you their leader. This is certain.