Friday, 17 May 2024 | 06:36 AM

I am not sleeping well these days, my mind is in a rush, plenty of new ideas and stimuli. I woke up at 5:00 AM and my mind started grinding. In almost two hours I used a lot od energy, so my bowels decided it was also time to take a shit. Here I am, a long turd...

Wednesday, 15 May 2024 | 08:22 AM

Even if I already know – Scientifically – it is always great to observe it again and again: When I drink more than a pint of beer, my next shit is messy and reeky. Uh, I also had a hamburger for dinner… might’ve push that a little...

Tuesday, 14 May 2024 | 08:15 AM

Even if the night was long and didn’t bring any news, Not even any shit… right now I’m able to lay a huge turd. Nice and satisfying. Now, WHY couldn’t you just do it last night, instead of keeping me awake?? JESUS!