Tag Archives: constipation

I am fucking late and this fucking abrupt shit is just the icing on the cake. To wrap it up: As I was preparing my lunch, the gas finished. I changed the tank, but while doing it I switched off the general electric switch to not get shocked. After that I realised I needed anotherContinue reading “Tuesday, 8 October 2024 | 03:17 PM”

Just one dull turd… But I feel better, even if a lot tired… Uh, I love it when my bowels keep me awake…

Btw, nothing yet. Some movements only now, after two hours… jusr that

I guess this is what I should have expected since the beginning of my constipation, 2 days ago – which may not seem much, but even just a few hours of constipation is bad. Really bad. I woke up once every hour since I fell asleep, and every time I did I felt my tummyContinue reading “Monday, 7 October 2024 | 03:58 AM”

Costipation. Second day in a row Wtf!

Weird… I felt the beer I had yesterday threatening my belly the whole night… but now seems like nothing is going to get out…

Coursed shit… guess it was the most predictable scenario after my morning constipation and a pasta dish for lunch…

Constipated morning

I’m at a friend’s place, he bought a plot of land and plans to live there. So for now, there’s no real bathroom, you shit in nature. today, it seems like it’s the festival of flies. Without dragging it out, I just had a diarrhoea attack and had to go shit in the middle ofContinue reading “Thursday, 3 October 2024 | 04:25 PM”

Constipation. Not a good thing. Quite too many constipated days this week… mmh, don’t like it.

Good old diarrhoea.. Luckily I work from home, now

Yesterday I spent the morning on the toilet, having diarrhoea. I emptied myself so much, I wouldn’t think I could have anything to shit this morning… Ohwoah! One single turd! Slipped out! Am satisfied🥹

This morning my anus is spicy

Korean dinner Dreamless night Shitload of painful shit in the morning. That fried chicken was gooooooodlicious!😋 No wait, why do I still smell it?

Uhm, perhaps shitting after lunch gives life a boost

Brave waiting, brought its fruits. You know… In the morning, on the toilet…

Well, yesterday I was constipated, so I would have imagined to take a lot of shit this morning…. It ain’t anything  like this 😡

Pizza for dinner, constipation for breakfast.

Hamburger for dinner, it made me think I would have had a lot to shit this morning… nope. Unexpectedly.. NOPE Constipation came instead

Stuck on the toilet, even before breakfast. Should definitely quit drinking beer. Even if yesterday I’ve just had two pints before dinner ☹️

My belly bloats and it hurts, but my bowels are not listening to this, they kinda prefer to take it slow… BUT I NEED TO SHIIIT FAAASTEEEER! Plz 🥺

Some more. NOW EVERYTHING IS CLEAR! Well.. clear… not much… This morning there was a lot more inside! But it was shy! THE SHY TIRD strikes again!!!

I don’t know, it’s a weird feeling, as I sat down on the toilet, some turd got out immediately, but as I keep staying here, playing Duolingo on my phone, feels like something more is in there. Weird… I’ll keep waiting for a while

A very difficult turd, needed me to push harder as ever to get out. It got out in the end

After a long and sound slumber, I wake up energetic, and happy. My bowels are lazy, and dropped just one turd

Poop time

My bowels are a little touchy, if I don’t take it slow in the morning, they go constipated, protesting. This morning every was going fine, until my girlfriend’s car had a problem while she was getting to work… I helped her immediately, brought her to her place, got back home and checked the car. CouldContinue reading “Thursday, 19 September 2024 | 08:37 AM”

Yeha, shit was ok this morning.. Easy