Tag Archives: bowels

Thursday, 20 April 2023 | 03:54 AM

My condition is pretty clear, though so difficult to describe… I am awake, in the middle of the night. That is a fact, this is the clear part. I don’r feel good, this is the resume of what is so difficult to describe. Let’s start from the end, I am using my girlfriend’s toilet binContinue reading “Thursday, 20 April 2023 | 03:54 AM”

Wednesday, 19 April 2023 | 08:39 AM

Going back home I shot some deep farts while climbing the stairs, then jumped right inside my bathroom as soon as I got in. The weird shit i drop forty minutes ago is still here, I couldn’t let it out at once, and it comes with this very strong reek, I just want to vomit.Continue reading “Wednesday, 19 April 2023 | 08:39 AM”

Wednesday, 19 April 2023 | 08:00 AM

This morning I woke up with some mild headache, when my girlfriend tried to cuddle me and go further for a little sex, I had to drop it, my headache was worsening, and I had to pee a lot. I went to the bathroom to have a wee, bur I forgot to lock the door.Continue reading “Wednesday, 19 April 2023 | 08:00 AM”

Tuesday, 18 April 2023 | 05:36 PM

I spent the whole afternoon working at my laptop farting all around. I had some calls, and I couldn’t pause from farts, I had to put mute on, to avoid people on the other side to hear me 🤫 The moment finally came, I am now on the toilet, expelling everything causing me gassy mess.Continue reading “Tuesday, 18 April 2023 | 05:36 PM”

Daily Prompt

Describe a positive thing a family member has done for you. When I was a child, I already used to spend dozens of minutes on the toilet, taking a shit was already fun for me, I used to talk and to think, and to play, and to shit! My father has more or less theContinue reading “Daily Prompt”

Tuesday, 18 April 2023 | 07:28 AM

First alarm, second, third one. Now my belly awakens. I feel it rebelling to the whole lot of beers I had yesterday, and that Indian food I ate afterwards. At the question ‘spicy?’, I keep answering ‘Sure’. But I guess I really should not. Now my shit is spicy, arsehole cross with me. But itContinue reading “Tuesday, 18 April 2023 | 07:28 AM”

Daily Prompt

What are 5 everyday things that bring you happiness? Chronologically, First, breakfast, always have 400-500ml milk with corn flakes. Makes me fall asleep the day before looking dreamily forward to it. Second, taking a shit right after it. Third, tird. Four, well, lunch! Five, sometimes I have another shit after lunch 🥹

Friday, 14 April 2023 | 08:52 AM

My daily routine has become more ore less such: I wake up at my girlfriend’s, we have breakfast, then she leave for work, I leave too, taking the bus and going to my place, where I work from. I used to go to the toilet right after my breakfast, but I cannot do that anymore,Continue reading “Friday, 14 April 2023 | 08:52 AM”

Daily Prompt

Describe something you learned in high school. You know, high school it’s supposed to teach you the basics of adult life, math, literature, physics, biology, chemistry, everything you could need for university, or starting a job then. Thing is, high school also comes with some bonus teaching, everything you learn from student life. You learnContinue reading “Daily Prompt”

Daily Prompt

Describe one positive change you have made in your life. Before that moment I was having a dull life, nothing was so great, but then everything made sense when I decided to open my blog to write posts every time I take a shit! It deeply changes my life, I am trying to improve myContinue reading “Daily Prompt”

Daily Prompt

What’s the most fun way to exercise? Lol. My favourite exercise is what I do when I feel I gotta take a shit but my bowels are still too drowsy. I sit firmly on the toilet, I crouch, and then I start pushing out and pulling up my arsehole at regular intervals, I do series,Continue reading “Daily Prompt”

Tuesday, 11 April 2023 | 12:53 PM

All Right, shit eventually came, but it’s a little painful and a lot like loose…. I adore my bowels… they’re so surprising…….. The abundance of ellipsis means there’s something more I am trying to communicate, but it’s hard to translate into words..

Sunday, 9 April 2023 | 07:13 AM

Awakened by a sudden urge of my inner self. I had three drinks yesterday, so apparently this is how my body manage them. BADLY. I know, alcohol is bad for the body, bud my friends don’t feel so bad after just three drinks. And I wasn’t even drunk! It’s just, the aftermath is brutal. MyContinue reading “Sunday, 9 April 2023 | 07:13 AM”

Daily Prompt

What job would you do for free? Eheheheheh! THIS VERY JOOOOB! Writing about every single shit I make is time consuming, simply because I spend a real lot of time pooping. Does anybody pay to do so? NNNOOPE! Do I wish to get some revenue from such a silly thing? YEEEEP Shall I? NOOPE WillContinue reading “Daily Prompt”

Saturday, 8 April 2023 | 08:42 AM

I think there’s much more to be sprouted here, but right now I have no time to waist on the toilet, gotta go climbing with friends on vacation I don’t see every weekend! Friends are more important than shit! But we will see… my bowels love shitting outdoor….

Wednesday, 5 April 2023 | 04:56 PM

It frankly seems like my IBS is getting worse. Shall I read back all of my posts to unveil the evolution of my shit sessions? 😅perhaps 2k+ posts in three years it’s a little top much. I guess I’ll just die on the toilet, and let the doctors examine it. Btw, I really feel bad,Continue reading “Wednesday, 5 April 2023 | 04:56 PM”