I didn’t see this coming, an extended shit right before going to bed! Hard
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Sunday, 20 August 2023 | 01:56 PM
Once home, my bowels got the first word.
Sunday, 20 August 2023 | 10:29 AM
Probably the most satisfactory shit in three days Luckily, the next toilet I’ll be sitting on will be at home
Saturday, 19 August 2023 | 09:27 AM
‘Let’s have a crap!’ That’s my expectation. Reality is I am a little constipated, my crap is hard and dry, I am still drowsy and I just want to sleep but my sunlight reached my tent, and is now hot as a sauna. Let’s have just a few turds…. Sad Crap 😦
Friday, 18 August 2023 | 11:19 AM
Second go, this time is loose. I am at camping site btw, everything comes harder… not everything apparently…
Friday, 18 August 2023 | 10:34 AM
That haemorrhoid is still there, but shrinking, luckily. With this taken into account, I think I crossed the line of non-return. I’ve always taken shits squatting on the toilet as much as I could, until something got out. I believe this will just stay in the past. Now I’m scared! How can I push ifContinue reading “Friday, 18 August 2023 | 10:34 AM”
Thursday, 17 August 2023 | 10:00 AM
What about it? Haemorrhoids are still there, and I don’t dare pushing much, even if I’d really need to push out all of this rubbish
Wednesday, 16 August 2023 | 04:13 PM
Haemorrhoids are painful. For the first time in my life I experience this plague, and yeah, they are bad. Now I am taking some shit, some hard one, and I have to say, my arsehole doesn’t stretch as usual. Fffuuuck!
Wednesday, 16 August 2023 | 08:59 AM
Great! I feel shit coming, but even if I am sit leg-spread on the toilet…. I CAN’T! For the first time in my life, I have haemorrhoids 😦
Tuesday, 15 August 2023 | 08:55 AM
First things first, some huge turds. Got it. This is my third day camping, third day on holiday, third day of fun, third day of tirds, coming from acohol. Just got another one out! Ain’t feel nice… In just ten minutes I squeezed myself out, and the toilet is now full. On the bottom someContinue reading “Tuesday, 15 August 2023 | 08:55 AM”
Sunday, 13 August 2023 | 09:10 AM
I’ve been sitting on the toilet for more than thirty minutes now, I think I deployed everything I needed. I am pretty satisfied. Today I am leaving for a trip of one week, the sole holiday I could spare this year, hence I want to be free – at least the very first day –Continue reading “Sunday, 13 August 2023 | 09:10 AM”
I just don’t know what to say, I am back again on the toilet. Again Again Again Diarrhoea Again and again and again
Friday, 11 August 2023 | 10:00 AM
In the middle of a diarrhoea. It’s funny how many could come in a year. But every time feels the same. Pain and suffering.
Friday, 11 August 2023 | 06:46 AM
Waking up quite early just to have a shit. Now I don’t think I’m going back to sleep… shit…
Thursday, 10 August 2023 | 09:38 AM
I don’t know what to write about this shit. It’s just shit! Smells like shit Looks like shit! Frankly I don’t want to go on with the other senses…
Wednesday, 9 August 2023 | 07:33 AM
There’s nothing better than waking up and rushing to the bathroom having diarrhoea. Uh, actually there is a lot better than this… Yet still, right now this is the only thing making me a little better… Yeah, that hamburger for dinner was a very special great idea!! It was surely delicious, giving me all theContinue reading “Wednesday, 9 August 2023 | 07:33 AM”
Tuesday, 8 August 2023 | 08:14 AM
My morning shit is kind of poor. Must be because I had diarrhoea yesterday… Anyways, that seems like a good excuse to abuse lunch!
Monday, 7 August 2023 | 05:08 PM
Oh shit! And I mean REAL SHIT! Tons of shit while I’m on a webcall! Oh shit oh shit!
Monday, 7 August 2023 | 12:44 PM
Luckily, today I am home-working, this kind of smell doesn’t pass unnoticed at the office.. Diarrhoea attack!!!
Monday, 7 August 2023 | 09:21 AM
Yesterday I had fried stuff for dinner. Heavy but delicious. I spent the night farting and keep waking up. Horrible. But the smell of my shit is more horrible!
My favourite habit brings me joy
Describe one habit that brings you joy. Taking a crap
Sunday, 6 August 2023 | 02:45 PM
Yeah, after lunch, taking a shit is more right. What’s not right though, is feeling so bad at doing it. My bowels hurt!!
Saturday, 6 August 2023 | 01:41 PM
Today I haven’t tried yet to take a shit.
Saturday, 5 August 2023 | 04:15 PM
Just arrived at camping site. Now it’s tome for taking a shit Even if it’s just a few turds…
Saturday, 5 August 2023 | 10:05 AM
Weekend always begin the same, I woke up late, I go take a shit, I stay long, I still have shit.
Friday, 04 August 2023 | 03:47 PM
Shit at the office always has some added pleasure… Must be the thrill of not knowing if the smell will stay, of not knowing if the turd will stay…
Friday, 4 August 2023 | 08:21 AM
Even if yesterday my dinner was heavy, I am just leaving crumbles behind. Crumbles of shit, yet so little! This is a little very disappointing 😠
Thursday, 3 August 2023 | 09:16 AM
Last weekend I had constipation all along. Now the weekend is hopping in, and there’s no signs of it. Indeed, shit is piling as normal on the toilet. Hope I’m not wrong though…. Yuck!
Describing myself again
How would you describe yourself to someone who can’t see you? Just breath and listen, I am taking a shit. That’s what I do. Take shits and write posts about them. Yeah. i am the shit-f***ing-king! Lol
Wednesday, 2 August 2023 | 08:39 AM
Yesterday I had Mexican food for lunch. The message should be already whole and understandable, already I will only add a few words from my girlfriend this morning. ‘My arsehole hurts’ ‘I shat green’ Cheers!
the Shy Tird 