Thursday, 25 May 2023 | 08:04 AM

Once wiped off and had breakfast, I’ve then been called back to the loo. Another loo-loose was about to happen. Gotta admit, it was pretty satisfactory though!

Wednesday, 24 May 2023 | 08:38 AM

My body is talking shit as soon as I wake up, first words are farts. I woke up more than 100minutes ago, so now more words came, but there’s a catch in the end: a massive pile of poop down my toilet. And the day can now begin, with no opinion from my arsemouth,...

My shitty legacy

What is the legacy you want to leave behind? Once I become THE shitfluencer, The One everybody refers to when telling all about shit stories, pooping methods, tools used to help with, I will be power. My legacy will be thus power. the shit poweer!

The cold constipates me

How do you feel about cold weather? Yeah, while heat gives me diarrhoea, cold constipates me :/ Harsh life… Am I the only one?