Yesterday I prepared chicken curry at my best friend. We were amazed by the wonderful flavour. He has this super spicy curry paste, and we stir it in all along. Delicious. Now the downsides: all the spiciness has now become itchiness, and my arsehole burns.
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How do you balance work and home life? I work from my toilet. I have a perfectly balanced life.
Saturday, 20 May 2023 | 11:33 AM
During this ending week I’ve been at my friends, it was a very ling time not seeing each other, and I was so happy I just didn’t care what I ate or drank. The result is I am now plenty of shit, but constipated. I mean, I pumped a few turds, but that’s the onlyContinue reading “Saturday, 20 May 2023 | 11:33 AM”
Friday, 19 May 2023 | 03:49 PM
A single dropping as Friday evening begins. A little turd on the go
Friday, 19 May 2023 | 09:03 AM
It’s hard. It’s hard in the morning. It’s hard in the morning to take a shit. Especially when I spent the last few days not caring what to eat, certainly not a single fruit or veggy. Nice, but it’s Friday, so the condition can’t do but worsen
Thursday, 18 May 2023 | 08:05 AM
Yesterday I had no shit at all. Gluten abuse turned out constipation. This morning it switched into loose mode. Nice!
Win or loose
Are you a leader or a follower? I am certainly a leader. I’m trustworthy and I lead without being bossy. I am the leader of my shit kingdom! I win while I loose shit. Ouch.
Wednesday, 17 May 2023 | 08:10 AM
I am in Bologna for a few days, host at my friend’s. I don’t know if it’s ‘coz this ain’t my toilet, or because I ate pizza for dinner, but ain’t no shit this morning here! Everything is still hidden inside my bowels. FUCK. I mean, it hurts! 😦 Let’s wait patiently until something happens!
Top fruits for a powerful shit
List your top 5 favorite fruits. 5. Figs. Just try and eat ten figs straight from the tree in mid-summer. You won’t regret it, but you’ll be light as a feather afterwards! 4. Orange. You gotta stay strong and healthy for being able to push as hard as possible! 3. Lemon. Like orange, but IContinue reading “Top fruits for a powerful shit”
Tuesday, 16 May 2023 | 07:05 AM
As it was expected, I am taking a shit at the airport. There’s no safe flight for me if I don’t take a poo before departure. Thing now is, gate closes in ten minutes, and I am still sitting here waiting for the last turd! Will I make it on time?
Tuesday, 16 May 2023 | 06:20 AM
Some luck. I deployed some turds right before getting out. Let’s flyyyyy! ✈️
Tuesday, 16 May 2023 | 06:07 AM
This morning I woke up a little before usual, 5:30AM. I have a flight to catch! The problem is, as always, I’d need to be more awake in order for my bowels to do their job… Instead am here, idling, wasting time on my toilet. I am sure it’s due to come, SHIT!
Monday, 15 May 2023 | 02:48 PM
Just a turdy after lunchy My lunch break
The view from my toilet
I recently moved to s new house, it is the most silent home I’ve ever been, there’s no roads nearby, only open fields. Birds sing in the morning, cats stepping at the door, the nature right in front of us. Yesterday we planted some vegetable garden in our little ground-floor-balcony, which entrance is direct fromContinue reading “The view from my toilet”
Monday, 15 May 2023 | 08:31 AM
Yesterday I had dinner at 10:30 PM, it was really too late for that fish specialty my girlfriend’s great auntie prepared for us, too late for such a heavy meal. In fact, I had nightmares the whole night, and now I am deploying what’s left of those shitty dreams I had. They also smell aContinue reading “Monday, 15 May 2023 | 08:31 AM”
Sunday, 14 May 2023 | 09:12 AM
I was calmly taking my morning shit, when my girlfriend shouted I NEEED IT NOW! She’s lactose intollerant…. Such a shitty great family, we are!
Freedom means being Nature
What does freedom mean to you? To shit outdoor
Saturday, 13 May 2023 | 01:56 PM
I am in the middle of lunch with my girlfriend and my parents. It is the first time they meet. I shall be there, supporting my girlfriend, she is a little nervous of this precious moment, how can I blame her? Instead, I had to rush to the bathroom, why on earth didn’t I stopContinue reading “Saturday, 13 May 2023 | 01:56 PM”
Saturday, 13 May 2023 | 09:30 AM
First time on a new toilet! I am moving in a new house, everything is yet to be adjusted, get tidier, cleaned, but an official move begins with the first official shit session on the new toilet. And yeah, I am proud to announce I am taking a shit now, right from my new throne!Continue reading “Saturday, 13 May 2023 | 09:30 AM”
What public figure do you disagree with the most? Donald Crap
Friday, 12 May 2023 | 02:45 PM
Luckily I am home-working today, I spent the last three hours farting loudly, and now I just need a shit. Uhm… I am not feeling really good…..
Friday, 12 May 2023 | 08:11 AM
Eventually I managed to exit from the bathroom, I had breakfast, yes, and pretty suddenly I just had to enter back in. Again, I am writing from my toilet. I don’t even understand what I ate exactly to get this kind of perturbation… dunno, luckily I am home-working today, and the toilet is right nextContinue reading “Friday, 12 May 2023 | 08:11 AM”
Friday, 12 May 2023 | 07:36 AM
The wine I bought for dinner was really good, but apparently it doesn’t matter how good something is, if it’s not natural, I feel the aftermath. I woke up this morning with a mild headache, and a superfast need for a shit. I’d really like to have breakfast with my girlfriend first, but I amContinue reading “Friday, 12 May 2023 | 07:36 AM”
What is your career plan? Phase 0. Founded my blog. A simple format, a post every time I take a shit. Been doing this for almost four years now, but I gotta grow my community! I also have to diversify. That’s why, for instance, I am doing something else on my instagram, poop-tools reviews, funContinue reading “Business plan”
What was the last live performance you saw? Some days ago, when I was taking a shit in front of a mirror.
Thursday, 11 May 2023 | 09:01 AM
I guess I’m not the only one looking at what my poop looks like right after having it done. I just did this very thing, and everything seems firm, healthy. It’s quite necessary to understand ourselves, to look after pur health. This is the way.
Wednesday, 10 May 2023 | 08:31 AM
From great poop comes great responsibility
Tuesday, 9 May 2023 | 08:19 AM
This morning, shitting is been easier. Must be because I drank no alcohol yesterday, ate no bad stuff, only be a good boy. My bowels are happy., and my day can now begin.
Favourite poop brands
What are your favorite brands and why? Since I have a poop blog I must report what my favourite makers are. Kleenex is my top one, cleaning paper, tissues, wipes, simply the best, trustworthy brand I rely on. Followed by Squatty Potty, which I discovered only recently. I think they do an accurate job designingContinue reading “Favourite poop brands”
Monday, 8 May 2023 | 08:31 AM
This morning I had enough time, and I’ve decided to spend half an hour on the toilet. I actually needed it! yesterday morning it was too late already, so this morning I’ve been gentle to my bowels. They are indeed happy. Happy bowels means a joyful life!