What’s the most fun way to exercise? Lol. My favourite exercise is what I do when I feel I gotta take a shit but my bowels are still too drowsy. I sit firmly on the toilet, I crouch, and then I start pushing out and pulling up my arsehole at regular intervals, I do series,Continue reading “Daily Prompt”
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Tuesday, 11 April 2023 | 12:53 PM
All Right, shit eventually came, but it’s a little painful and a lot like loose…. I adore my bowels… they’re so surprising…….. The abundance of ellipsis means there’s something more I am trying to communicate, but it’s hard to translate into words..
Tuesday, 11 April 2023 | 11:05 AM
I’ve been sitting on the toilet for fifteen minutes now, but nothing got out yet, now the thing is I’d really like to take some shit, but it’s self-evident, I am constipated this morning
Monday, 10 April 2023 | 11:59 PM
Going to bed right now, btw, I had a second spongy shit at the cliff.
Monday, 10 April 2023 | 12:40 PM
I am out camping and climbing for the bank Holidays, I slept fucking poorly, and I am taking my morning shit only now. I still had Easter’s lunch idling inside me….
Sunday, 9 April 2023 | 07:51 AM
Been sitting on the toilet for half an hour, but I forgot to turn the fan on…. My girlfriend won’t be pleased….
Sunday, 9 April 2023 | 07:13 AM
Awakened by a sudden urge of my inner self. I had three drinks yesterday, so apparently this is how my body manage them. BADLY. I know, alcohol is bad for the body, bud my friends don’t feel so bad after just three drinks. And I wasn’t even drunk! It’s just, the aftermath is brutal. MyContinue reading “Sunday, 9 April 2023 | 07:13 AM”
Saturday, 8 April 2023 | 03:53 PM
As expected, I had to hold my shit inside the whole morning, while climbing, while belaying, while having lunch. I am now home, and I can finally relieve myself!! Now my weekend makes much more sense!!!
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What job would you do for free? Eheheheheh! THIS VERY JOOOOB! Writing about every single shit I make is time consuming, simply because I spend a real lot of time pooping. Does anybody pay to do so? NNNOOPE! Do I wish to get some revenue from such a silly thing? YEEEEP Shall I? NOOPE WillContinue reading “Daily Prompt”
Saturday, 8 April 2023 | 08:42 AM
I think there’s much more to be sprouted here, but right now I have no time to waist on the toilet, gotta go climbing with friends on vacation I don’t see every weekend! Friends are more important than shit! But we will see… my bowels love shitting outdoor….
Saturday, 8 April 2023 | 04:43 AM
Woke up in the middle of the night, an insomniac night? Is it is. I dropped some turds, just to be sure it’s woerh being awake!
Friday, 7 April 2023 | 11:57 AM
First morning poop. Unusual, normally I do at 8ish like clockwork. Must be because I overslept today, my girlfriend is ill, and I synced to her needs .-. Never mind, I just did what I had to. 😌
Thursday, 6 April 2023 | 03:19 PM
Eating pasta for lunch meant exploding bowels after just one hour. It felt like shooting a bullet put of my arsehole!
Thursday, 6 April 2023 | 09:49 AM
Constipated a bit, but dunno why… Perhaps I am not eating enough fruits and veggies. Yeah, let’s eat more fruit and veggies! Health bowels is king!
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How would you improve your community? Okay, this is actually a harsh one for me. I haven’t really understood yet what my community likes, so I don’t know what to do to improve it. O am trying to bring more value to my posts, and probably it is working. I also brought my stuff onContinue reading “Daily Prompt”
Wednesday, 5 April 2023 | 04:56 PM
It frankly seems like my IBS is getting worse. Shall I read back all of my posts to unveil the evolution of my shit sessions? 😅perhaps 2k+ posts in three years it’s a little top much. I guess I’ll just die on the toilet, and let the doctors examine it. Btw, I really feel bad,Continue reading “Wednesday, 5 April 2023 | 04:56 PM”
Wednesday, 5 April 2023 | 12:49 PM
A few mingles down the toilet before lunch-break
Wednesday, 5 April 2023 | 08:57 AM
This morning I would have really fancied using a Squatty Potty, you know, just to try it… I guess I’m going to buy that 🤔 Because, Yes, surely it could have helped a little more push today. But I don’t know if it’s worth the cost…
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How have you adapted to the changes brought on by the Covid-19 pandemic? Well, unfortunately pooping outdoor was not an option anymore, even if it gives you such a freedom! During lockdown, I had to spend very day on the very same toilet, days passed by, one equal to the other, the only variation IContinue reading “Daily Prompt”
Tuesday, 4 April 2023 | 06:35 PM
Just finished at the office, headed to the park to meet my girlfriend and drink some beers. Had to longcut home. Shit. Diarrhoea Now I can go to the park Peace
Tuesday, 4 April 2023 | 08:56 AM
Sometimes the morning rituals are a little more spread out… I just needed more shit to be done…
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What are your morning rituals? What does the first hour of your day look like? Another easy one. I wake myself up, I have breakfast with half a litre semi-skimmed milk with original corn flakes, then I go to the toilet. I take a shit for half an hour, giving it as much time andContinue reading “Daily Prompt”
Tuesday, 4 April 2023 | 07:39 AM
My slumber was very poor. It is possible it was because of my heavy dinner. Now I have a headache and my arse should be producing much more, but it’s a little run down 😦
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Which aspects do you think makes a person unique? Easy one! One’s passions make unicity. Take me for instance, I love shitting. And I am a peculiar blogger just talking shit. Unique! Just stress your passions, you’ll be great!
Monday, 3 April 2023 | 07:53 AM
Just discovered I won’t have time for a long, deep, relaxed shit as I’d need. RUUUUUSH!!!
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If you could have something named after you, what would it be? I’d like The Shy Tird, my name, to be a BIG FIRM! So inside I could have a golden toilet called after me. yeah, I know, it’s stupid
Sunday, 2 April 2023 | 11:51 AM
For the first time in a while today I woke up late, and I felt completely empty, no farts inside me. Pretty rare! I thought I was fine, but then some turds came. Now, that’s normal!
Saturday, 1 April 2023 | 08:35 PM
This morning I was climbing. As always I had to shit, and I went for it. There was nothing to hide it this time, as I shat on the bare rock. At the end of the day, while getting back to the car, my girlfriend asked me ‘where did you shit later today? I repliedContinue reading “Saturday, 1 April 2023 | 08:35 PM”
Saturday, 1 April 2023 | 10:32 AM
I am already out, I thought everything was okay, I was in time, but FUCK! Shit urge came! Always making me late! I guess my bowels love April’s Fool….
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What makes you laugh? Pretty much everything. Life is so awesome, why shouldn’t anybody love it so much laughing at it every single day? Good laugh means happy life, happy life means I feel more positive, and I could do shit easily. Having an empty bowels makes it easier to laugh even more! You wouldn’tContinue reading “Daily Prompt”
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