Saturday, 28 February 2026 | 6:39 AM

28 Feb, 2026

by theshytird

Yesterday I went out with a friend, we were supposed to have a drink and then eat some Indian food.

We ended up having two beers each and some chips. After that we skipped the Indian restaurant, we preferred to share a bottle of wine. That was our dinner.

Now, it’s the weekend, and I needed some proper sleep, but I guess my body didn’t like the diet, waking myself up after a short 4-hour slumber, forcing me to the loo.

I didn’t even make a proper shit! Only a few little turds! This is utter disappointment.

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