I am at my girlfriends’ family, I feel very much welcome and everything. There’s just one little big problem.
I ate dinner complimenting my mother-in-law, I ate some sweet and sour fish, and some became much, and much became FUCK I CAN’T SLEEP! And I am fucking sweating, it’s so hot in here, and so hit inside me and so fucking AAAAAAAHHH.
My stomach hurt and I moved on the toilet, I thought, maybe deploying some shit will help…
Here I am, sitting on my toilet at quarter past early on a Saturday morning. After probably a month I went out with my friends on a Friday night, I didn’t drink much, only some beers and a drink.
Nevertheless, I woke up during the night with a bad ache inside my belly. Luckily I fell back asleep, but then, at the very same time I wake up every day, I was wide awake already, on the toilet already, taking a huge shit already.
My fav is Piero Manzoni who’s the author of Artist’s shit a piece consisting of 90 tin cans, each reportedly filled with 30 grams (1.1 oz) of faeces, and measuring 4.8 by 6.5 centimetres (1.9 in Ă— 2.6 in), with a label in Italian, English, French, and German stating:
Artist’s Shit Contents 30 gr net Freshly preserved Produced and tinned in May 1961
I just love him.
Who else could have been my reference for THE SHITBLOGGER?
Just eaten kilos of fresh meat. It took so much space inside me, I now have to compensate a bit… a little shit session before going to sleep will help!
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