last poops
Friday, 7 July 2023 | 02:29 PM
Fuck, at a meeting all morning long, and the air inside me was piling.
Now a little lunch, and everything exploded.
A rapid shit and I am fresh. I can go back to the office.
Friday, 7 July 2023 | 08:41 AM
I’m taking a solid shit, not just stupid dried turds. real solid crap!
My major
On what subject(s) are you an authority?
Shit. Of course. Crap. Stool. Faeces. Poop
Stuff from my arsehol
Thursday, 6 July 2023 | 09:27 AM
Perhaps a little less constipated than last days.
Welcome shit back!
Definition of romanticism
What’s your definition of romantic?
Stay in the same bathroom while one takes a crap ❤️
Wednesday, 5 July 2023 | 09:10 AM
Fuck! Another day in a row of constipation! 😨
But why?!!
Plz!
My worst fear!
What are you most worried about for the future?
Stop taking shit for ever! 😨
Monday, 3 July 2023 | 04:10 PM
Fucking bad. BAD!
I’m just having another diarrhoea attack in the middle of a webconference. I had to rush to the bathroom muting and deactivating my webcam.
Worst thing is, my boss was right next to me.
… I am not sure I have the courage to go back to the conference room…
Monday, 3 July 2023 | 01:11 PM
Healed? Was I?
As a matter of fact I am taking gross shit at the office. At the office’s toilet! Still, I guess the noise I am producing feel like being inside the office, for the rest of the colleagues…
I feel a little uncomfortable…perhaps I should have stayed home today…
Oh, by the way, this is heavily painful. Classic diarrhoea with cramps… at the office… yeah, GREAT!
Monday, 3 July 2023 | 08:47 AM
First day of solid shit!
I’m healed!! 😍
Sunday, 02 July 2023 | 03:00 PM
Yesterday was fucking bad, I was a wreck, diarrhoea all around and feeling weak all day long, not to mention vomiting…
I lost two kilos… but today I feel great! And grateful it all passed! Or at least I thought so…
I just had diarrhoea again, still liquid shit. FUCK.
Saturday, 1 July 2023 | 09:50 AM
Let’s just assume I slept a little after my diarrhoea. Yeah, diarrhoea.
Yeah-diarrhoea. nice
I feel like a zombie, like an inside-out sock. I feel bad.
And I am again sitting on the toilet, pissing from my arsehole all over again. I feel in some Dante’s Inferno’s Circle.
Daily habits?
What are your daily habits?
Lol. My blog activity is all about that!
Taking as many shits as possible!
Saturday, 1 July 2023 | 03:29 AM
Woke up in the middle of the night by bad diarrhoea.
But wait we’re not there (yet). The last few days I ate like no tomorrow at my girlfriend’s family. We all have been there. I almost kept every night awake. You know, indigestion…
Yesterday we got back home, went to the gym and ate pizza with friends. When I got home I felt like pizza never took the digestion journey, as I felt my stomach still full, burping pizza all around. Few hours later, after a couple of passive light sleep, I feel my stomach weak, deep acid flavour, and my bowels ready to explode.
As I said, I was not there YET, but now, as I went deeper, taking my time neatly describing my bad experience, I am now there.
I am now pissing from my arsehole, yeah, we all been there as well…
The good part is, it’s pretty self-evident I am expelling the devil from behind, but the bad part is, I feel it still inside my stomach. Mire and more acid, and I just don’t know what to do.
Friday, 30 June 2023 | 07:44 AM
After a few days at my girlfriend’s family, I realised I have to train myself more. I am not talking about sports here. Food. Next time, I must come prepared.
Especially for the second part of the feast. The sheat.
This morning I am in between constipation and diarrhoea. What does it mean? Don’t know yet. But I have a 3-hours road trip to take to come back home. I guess imma discover it!