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Sunday, 1 October 08:30 AM

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Tonight I spent hours awake, with farts giving my slumber a rythm.

I had curry pakoras for dinner, and I already knew what would have happened, but I couldn’t imagine I would have ended up staying awake such a long time just for free myself!

The thing was, my bowels hurt!

Only after I took my loose shit, the calm was (almost) restored!

I’ll give it a rest day

Saturday, 30 September 2023 | 08:49 AM

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Ever since I started my journey as a shit blogger, I never thought about where to get.

The only thing that mattered was consistency.

Indeed, what else is vital in shit anatomy?

So I kept taking a shit and reporting it. Now it’s been almost four years, and I still feel determined about it. I will beat the record for the longest and most consistent shit report ever!

Yeah.

In the meanwhile I’ll keep shitting. Tons of shit.

Piles of shit.

Luckily I always flush it off, otherwise I’d be death by fumes…

By the way, this morning I wish I could have slept more, instead my belly, plenty of once Chinese dinner, woke me up outraged, TIME FOR A SHIT! Or even two!

Thursday, 28 September 2023 | 08:50 AM

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Even if I promote sitting for half a hour every day to take a shit in relax, giving as much time and calm your bowels need, sometime I think it’s a little much, not because of the time, I can always do something else in the meanwhile, but because of the fact I am anus-spread all the time, and it’s dangerous! Stuff can get in!

Lol

Tuesday, 19 September 2023 | 03:20 PM

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Oh nice!

I had lunch with my friend in Milan at a Chinese-Latino restaurant. He was the one choosing it.

Just a hour for a quick life-recap, then he had to go back to work. He gently lent me his house’s keys and I went to his place.

First things first, I had to feel myself at home without hesitation, in fact I took a shit in his toilet.

Nice. Thanks a lot mate! I left it clean as I found it!!

After all it was because of him if four years ago I’ve decided to become a shit blogger!

Double thanks!!