last poops
Thursday, 1 February 2024 | 08:00 AM
Good old same shit every morning. This morning though, it’s harder than usual, and my bowels fartier than usual.
Pop pop
Wednesday, 31 January 2024 | 08:41 AM
Yesterday I had pizza. This morning I made not enough shit.
I’ll keep farting all the morning. FUCK!
Vegetables are FUCKING important!!!!
Tuesday, 30 January 2024 | 08:26 AM
Yesterday I had no shit, so I lost my 43-day streak 🙁
I’m sad, let’s get back to work.
Shit in the morning. check!
Sunday, 28 January 2024 | 07:48 PM
Finally back to the apartment. Now I can take another splatter.
I hate diarrhoea.
Sunday, 28 January 2024 | 6:10 PM
You know when you sincerely ate too much for days, spicy things, untrustworthy things, bad things, even good stuff but in the cauldron is just worsening the situation.
I am now experiencing the aftermath, bad diarrhoea in public Primark
With everything you can imagine as icing on the cake,
This post should have described just one session, but actually I finished at Primark’s public restroom, and entered Starbuck’s.
Fuck.
Sunday, 28 January 2024 | 11:57 PM
Yeah, another nice time to take a shit…
Btw, today ate too much, but also walked a lot, so my metabolism was heck fast!
Blop, hole in one!
Saturday, 27 January 2024 | 11:08 AM
In Milan for the weekend.
As always, during my trips, my bowels set on a different time zone, what kind of time is this to leave a turd behind?
Friday, 26 January 2024 | 08:18 AM
Having the cat litter right next to my toilet is funny, because many times it’s me and my cat taking a shit next to each other.
Funny, yeah, cool.
Except when she takes these huge reeky turds, like right now. It’s like Leonardo’s stink bomb
I could die!!
Thursday, 25 January 2023 | 10:19 PM
What if not some shit before going to bed?
Thursday, 25 January 2024 | 02:21 AM
Yesterday, I’ve spent my day taking shits, at the office, at home. I also took a lot of farts, at the office, at home, in my bed.
I am now awake, and my bowels hurt a lot. Am constipated, but at the same time I feel my bowels bloating, full of crap.
I am in total discomfort, I just want to sleep, but I’m stuck here, on the toilet, in trouble.
Wednesday, 24 January 2024 | 08:08 AM
Shit is hard as rock.
To make it soft,
I shall drink a bock.
I’ll let it waft!
Tuesday, 23 January 2024 | 08:16 AM
My tummy hurts, but my turds are missing.
Oh wait! Here’s a little one! So cute!
And my stomach still hurts…
Monday, 22 January 2024 | 08:25 AM
Still feeling bad ever since I ate lunch yesterday, hoping this soft smoothy turd gives my day a soft touch
Sunday, 21 January 2024 | 09:47 AM
Very poor shit, since yesterday I spent my day with hangover and I took a loooots of shit
Saturday, 20 January 2024 | 07:40 AM
Yesterday is been the first (hoping the last) Friday night drinking night.
I met a friend who I didn’t see in months, and we drank one bottle white wine each, before dinner. I was broken already, then we went to sushi with our girlfriends and we took more wine.
I had diarrhoea at the restaurant, a couple of time, then I slept poorly and here I am, trying to cope with my compromised bowels, now constipated, lol.