last   poops

Friday, 25 August 2023 | 07:44 AM

Even if I promote to stay sit on the toilet for at least 30minutes a day, so you can rest, pause, thus facilitating your bowels to expel all the trash, sometimes I’d just like to empty it all at once, just like dustmen do with garbage.

This morning it’s taking forever! Little piece by little piece…

GET A MOVE ON!!

Saturday, 19 August 2023 | 09:27 AM

‘Let’s have a crap!’

That’s my expectation.

Reality is I am a little constipated, my crap is hard and dry, I am still drowsy and I just want to sleep but my sunlight reached my tent, and is now hot as a sauna.

Let’s have just a few turds…. Sad Crap 🙁

Friday, 18 August 2023 | 10:34 AM

That haemorrhoid is still there, but shrinking, luckily.

With this taken into account, I think I crossed the line of non-return. I’ve always taken shits squatting on the toilet as much as I could, until something got out.

I believe this will just stay in the past. Now I’m scared! How can I push if a haemorrhoid is behind the corner?

Wednesday, 16 August 2023 | 04:13 PM

Haemorrhoids are painful.

For the first time in my life I experience this plague, and yeah, they are bad.

Now I am taking some shit, some hard one, and I have to say, my arsehole doesn’t stretch as usual. Fffuuuck!