last  poops
Monday, 7 August 2023 | 05:08 PM
Oh shit! And I mean REAL SHIT!
Tons of shit while I’m on a webcall!
Oh shit oh shit!
Monday, 7 August 2023 | 12:44 PM
Luckily, today I am home-working, this kind of smell doesn’t pass unnoticed at the office..
Diarrhoea attack!!!
Monday, 7 August 2023 | 09:21 AM
Yesterday I had fried stuff for dinner. Heavy but delicious.
I spent the night farting and keep waking up.
Horrible. But the smell of my shit is more horrible!
My favourite habit brings me joy
Describe one habit that brings you joy.
Taking a crap
Sunday, 6 August 2023 | 02:45 PM
Yeah, after lunch, taking a shit is more right.
What’s not right though, is feeling so bad at doing it. My bowels hurt!!
Saturday, 6 August 2023 | 01:41 PM
Today I haven’t tried yet to take a shit.
Saturday, 5 August 2023 | 04:15 PM
Just arrived at camping site. Now it’s tome for taking a shit
Even if it’s just a few turds…
Saturday, 5 August 2023 | 10:05 AM
Weekend always begin the same, I woke up late, I go take a shit, I stay long, I still have shit.
Friday, 04 August 2023 | 03:47 PM
Shit at the office always has some added pleasure…
Must be the thrill of not knowing if the smell will stay, of not knowing if the turd will stay…
Friday, 4 August 2023 | 08:21 AM
Even if yesterday my dinner was heavy, I am just leaving crumbles behind.
Crumbles of shit, yet so little!
This is a little very disappointing ðŸ˜
Thursday, 3 August 2023 | 09:16 AM
Last weekend I had constipation all along. Now the weekend is hopping in, and there’s no signs of it.
Indeed, shit is piling as normal on the toilet. Hope I’m not wrong though….
Yuck!
Describing myself again
How would you describe yourself to someone who can’t see you?
Just breath and listen, I am taking a shit. That’s what I do. Take shits and write posts about them.
Yeah. i am the shit-f***ing-king!
Lol
Wednesday, 2 August 2023 | 08:39 AM
Yesterday I had Mexican food for lunch.
The message should be already whole and understandable, already
I will only add a few words from my girlfriend this morning.
‘My arsehole hurts’
‘I shat green’
Cheers!
Tuesday, 1 August 2023 | 09:50 AM
Classic shit-no-shit day. It starts with a sounding fart. Breakfast. I sit on my toilet and nothing gets out. I push. A little little gets out. I fart a big fart. Nothing else gets out.
Monday, 31 July 2023 | 01:35 PM
Another little turd before lunch.
You know, I was feeling it on the verge!!