the Shy Tird

When I drink too much beer I shit a lot.

Basic science.

Every time I also feel regretful, and apologetic with my arse.

Forgive me God for I have sinned. God is my Arse’s name.

I’ve just produced a little nugget, it seems like sheep shit

Anxiety for the Skype interview makes my shit turn soft, and VERY EASY TO DEVELOP!!

I love these kind of shits, it starts dry and scentless, it ends liquid-like stinky.

And my belly starts aching.

I don’t love it anymore! 😖

Bloat, blowout, expel.

Start again.

A friend of mine invited me for lunch, then he went at the gym.

The first thing I did was SHITTING IN HIS TOILET.

Too obvious, yes so satisfying!

Sure, shitting on his floor would have been less obvious…

Unexpected poop while shitting

Worms made of feaces

Non-stop shit today! third shit of the day so far

My bosses have just left, I can finally free myself from all the stored energy in my bowels.

Energetic SHIIIIIIIIT

If Technology let me post my shit’s smell today, every single person who’d sniff it would die.

It’s icky. It’s rotten. It’s putrescent.

Nobody should ever enter this toilet for a month at least!

Besides that, it’s very pleasing to plunk. Satisfactory

I am not understanding what is going on, one thing is for sure though, shit is getting out of my arse, and I am hungover

A new kind of smell is now approaching my nose, I mean, I take loads of shits, but this is kind of new! I can’t describe it! it’s kind of fruity

Gotta admit it… even for a shit enthusiast like me, there are some periods when I find shitting sooo frustrating! It takes me so much time, so much energy… ‘C’mooon! I’ve got stuff to do!’

Luckily this downhearted times only last for a week or two, then I can focus back on what I like the most, taking a poop 😌

I was so caught up in this shit I forgot to stop.

Yes, I will shit for evah!

Somebody hands me a cork! Quickly!

Some juicy liquid wraps my turds, making it easier to plop.

Unfilling

I am not sure whether it’s all out or not

3-inch-long rod abruptly off my arse.

Mondays should be declared illegal. I can’t shit, my arse still believes it’s the weekend!

This morning I spent some time minting NFTs of my shit related artworks. It’s not that cool for artists who are not also techno-geeks, though, I did it anyways. I wonder if some time in the future my shit will be worth millions, and my digital art too!

Btw, the turd I’ve just arse-crafted was almost one inch thick!

I don’t know what to write. I am distracted. My girlfriend is twerking right beside me.

I can’t even shit!

Shit does not come out.

When I’ve been taking long shitting, my legs die because of my elbows pushing on them.

Am I the only one? 😱

Even with the stretching I was describing this morning, there have been a gem hidden inside me for the whole day. Only now I can set it free! 💎

Taking a poop every morning, having a routine, is very important for your health.

Sometimes though, you may find yourself struggling with it. I found a solution, it’s STRETCHING FOR THE ANUS!

If you feel your arse lazy, or you feel constipated, you just basically need to push as for expelling the turd, then rapidly pull within, and repeat. In just a few reps you should be able to liberate yourself from the dirt. In the worst situations I even do 15 reps, it’s dull, but it works!

Production on stage.

Quite late for my lunch, can’t say the same for this brisk turd.

It’s always time for shit!

This morning I was feeling my anus itchy.

To prevent this I need to shit more.

After my morning shat, indeed, it passed 🙂

Today I found some difficulty at taking a poop. In the end it got out.

The thing is it’s hard to concentrate this morning. I keep thinking I shall enhance my blog, perhaps selling something. What else could I market if not my very own special product?

I keep thinking I shall sell my shit, it would be hermetically stored into jars, it could be bought to make jokes at first, and then it could become my artwork, each piece unique. None similar to the others. True real shit. Smell-less, clear to be analysed. Real. My shit.