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Monday, 4 September 2023 | 09:32 PM

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I had just started to warm up at the gym, when at first squat I realised I NEEDED A SHIT.

This happened two hours ago. In the meanwhile I climbed and stretched and suffered a lot, struggling to keep that thing inside me.

Finally, I am now home, freely taking the shit I deserved.

The true Joy

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What brings a tear of joy to your eye?

That little turd laying on the bottom of my toilet, after a long straining session in constipation times

Saturday, 2 September 2023 | 10:22 AM

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One day to go, I’ll go back to work.

Somehow I feel like I’m looking forward to it. I’ll have my routine back, waking up early, having breakfast, taking a shit, exact, on time.

10:20 is quite a bit too further. Still drowsy, low energy… it’s all a matter of taking a shit in the morning, and the rest of the day will come easily.

Feeling good

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How are you feeling right now?

I am overwhelmed by the amount of shit I’m dealing with. I mean, literally, on the toilet, a lot of crap I wasn’t able to deploy yesterday.

…and I’m feeling good!

Thursday, 31 August 2023 | 09:40 AM

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Woke up two hours before the alarm, my intestines hurting all around, but I managed to fall back asleep.

Now I am on the toilet, and I wish I didn’t eat nor drink what I did yesterday.

One beer, two Aperol spritz, one fried pizza, two bloody mary.

My crap is crap

Tuesday, 29 August 2023 | 11:00 AM

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There’s a logistics problem in my bathroom. My cat loves to destroy toilet paper, so we can’t keep it next to the toilet, instead we had to store it somewhere else, safely.

You know, that place is so safe, I always forgot to take it before taking a shit…

I always end up finishing without wiping, gotta awkwardly walk to the shower, with my legs as spread as possible, and clean my arse barehanded.

Fuck.

I love my cat

Monday, 28 August 2023 | 08:30 AM

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This morning I have to stay home, gotta wait for the technician who will install my new wi-fi. That is a fact.

Now, he could be arriving between 08:30 AM and 01:00 PM.

Fuck, why does he have to be here two minutes after I started shitting? Hate it!

Now gotta drop fast! I how my wi-fi will be even faster!

Sunday, 27 August 2023 | 10:00 AM

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I’m back home after a whole week spent out for business.

These days have been demanding for my bowels… I ate at least a hamburger every day, plus more meat, as least veggies possible, and I slept for just few hours every night.

Today is the first day I can take a shit with no rush, nor worries. Seems like I’m emptying it all. Feels like so at least. Will it be?

Let’s just wait