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Saturday, 19 August 2023 | 09:27 AM

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‘Let’s have a crap!’

That’s my expectation.

Reality is I am a little constipated, my crap is hard and dry, I am still drowsy and I just want to sleep but my sunlight reached my tent, and is now hot as a sauna.

Let’s have just a few turds…. Sad Crap 🙁

Friday, 18 August 2023 | 10:34 AM

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That haemorrhoid is still there, but shrinking, luckily.

With this taken into account, I think I crossed the line of non-return. I’ve always taken shits squatting on the toilet as much as I could, until something got out.

I believe this will just stay in the past. Now I’m scared! How can I push if a haemorrhoid is behind the corner?

Wednesday, 16 August 2023 | 04:13 PM

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Haemorrhoids are painful.

For the first time in my life I experience this plague, and yeah, they are bad.

Now I am taking some shit, some hard one, and I have to say, my arsehole doesn’t stretch as usual. Fffuuuck!

Tuesday, 15 August 2023 | 08:55 AM

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First things first, some huge turds.

Got it.

This is my third day camping, third day on holiday, third day of fun, third day of tirds, coming from acohol.

Just got another one out!

Ain’t feel nice…

In just ten minutes I squeezed myself out, and the toilet is now full. On the bottom some hard stool, on the surface, some loose one.

Utter disaster though…. there’s no toilet paper left 😐

Monday, 14 August 2023 | 09:03 AM

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What to say? My second day of holiday is here, and I started the day with an evil heat inside my tent. Afterwards I just rushed to the bathroom where I am now pushing myself hard to get all of what yesterday was a delicious dinner accompanied with a lot of white wine. The pushing is through, apparently, but I can’t say exactly.

Luckily the people right outside this room are deep-asleep. Lucky for them, I mean!

Sunday, 13 August 2023 | 09:10 AM

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I’ve been sitting on the toilet for more than thirty minutes now, I think I deployed everything I needed.

I am pretty satisfied. Today I am leaving for a trip of one week, the sole holiday I could spare this year, hence I want to be free – at least the very first day – from all the burdens.

Let’s see how will it evolve, alcohol, heavy meals, classic constipation on vacation. Yeah, let’s see.

Let the holiday begin!

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I just don’t know what to say, I am back again on the toilet.

Again

Again

Again

Diarrhoea

Again and again and again

Wednesday, 9 August 2023 | 07:33 AM

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There’s nothing better than waking up and rushing to the bathroom having diarrhoea.

Uh, actually there is a lot better than this…

Yet still, right now this is the only thing making me a little better…

Yeah, that hamburger for dinner was a very special great idea!!

It was surely delicious, giving me all the energies I need to fulfil my today’s duties, but I wonder, I could I have the time to do so, if I’ll be spending most of my day on the toilet? 🤔

FYI, reek’s stinging.