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Tuesday, 19 September 2023 | 03:20 PM

Oh nice!

I had lunch with my friend in Milan at a Chinese-Latino restaurant. He was the one choosing it.

Just a hour for a quick life-recap, then he had to go back to work. He gently lent me his house’s keys and I went to his place.

First things first, I had to feel myself at home without hesitation, in fact I took a shit in his toilet.

Nice. Thanks a lot mate! I left it clean as I found it!!

After all it was because of him if four years ago I’ve decided to become a shit blogger!

Double thanks!!

Saturday, 16 September 2023 | 02:56 PM

These last few days I’ve been feeling very burdened. I feel plenty of shit inside me. I keep expelling just a few turds every morning, yet I still feel there’s one more. One by one, the unexploited pieces of shit are piling up inside me.

In the end, I think I will just explode…