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Monday, 23 October 2023 | 08:22 AM

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These days I feel like I am not able to produce as much shit as I got.

Feels like there’s always some more still inside. Yet I wonder, what the hell do I need this for?!

C’monn! Get out!

Friday, 20 October 2023 | 08:38 AM

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Ever since we took our lovely cat, she began playing around with our toilet paper. For this reason we keep it on top of the sink.

Guess how far it is from the toilet.

Guess how many times do I forget to take it before sitting here taking a shit?

ALWAY.

Here I am, just finished a straining half-an-hour session, my arsehole dirty as hell, me squatting all over the bathroom to take that freaking toilet paper!!

I love my cat!

Thursday, 19 October 2023 | 08:17 AM

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You know, it’s so nice when you sleep just for a few hours, then you wake up at 4AM naturally, and you’ve git nothing to do at all…

In most cases, such as now, I go sitting on the toilet, where I wait for some shit, and air, to come out. Usually this kind of insomnia is their fault, and I can go back to sleep afterwards.

This time, only a little turd came out, not many farts, pressurised air is still inside me. And I’m obviously not sleepy at all…

Fuck!

Wednesday, 18 October 2023 | 08:04 AM

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Late night beer means, pushy boom shit.

Pushy, because since I wake up I feel something urging out.

Boom, because as I sit on the toilet, it explodes.

Shit, because, well. This is what I’m taking about all the time!

My rules

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What principles define how you live?

Take a shit every day.

Stay on the toilet for at least 30 minutes a day

Never forget to wipe

Sunday, 15 October 2023 | 02:47PM

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Now, this is what I call a sudden bomb!

Since yesterday I spent the day eating unhealthily, today I had to recover with a lot of veggies. And that’s what I did!

Well, I guess there was some clog down there to be taken out….

I was relaxing in bed, watching videos and cuddling with my girlfriend, when I felt a sudden urge. ‘I’m shitting myself off! I yelled, then I rushed to the toilet’

Only two seconds and I was clean.

Nice and not so quiet!

Sunday, 15 October 2023 | 02:06 AM

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In the end, I couldn’t sleep, so I headed to the kitchen, did the dishes, waited a bit.

My bowels needed just that, a little of push. HERE I am, on the toilet!

I hope I could sleep after that…

I should definitely stop eating fried stuff for dinner….

Wednesday, 11 October 2023 | 08:10 AM

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I always do some chores before taking a shit.

Here’s my basic routine: we wake up at 07:15-ish, I prepare breakfast while my girlfriend does what I care the most in life, a shit – her bowels are healthier then mine apparently – we eat together, I clean the dishes while she gets ready, I set the bed, then she gets out and I have all the house for myself, half a hour of shit session just for me. Then I get out as well.

Today I’m home-working and I’ve decided to do some laundry right before my important session. And that’s what I did! The only problem is, yesterday I didn’t have the best meals ever, so I was kind of unstable, I spent the evening farting at the office…

I thought I was going to die, this morning, since I was making dishes, I started feeling my bowels very much eager to get emptied, but I just pushed it all back inside, I had chores to do!

Then I headed for the washing machine, and you know, you inevitably have to crouch for selecting and throwing the clothes in the machine… that was the moment when I realised I could not do it anymore. I was a champagne bottle just about to pop.

I rushed to the bathroom and….

All’s well that ends well!

I refrain from describing all that came next, let’s say it was very long, and lasted long.