the Shy Tird

After a couple meetings, I went to the grocery, also took my lunch.

Back home, had no time to eat it, my arsehole guided forced me to the loo.

Farty and sleeky, now I’m literally getting shit done!

Perhaps, to insult my bowels was the best idea possible.

They got nervous, anxiety rised, pressure on.

Now pressurised dull liquids got out abruptly.

Uuhs, luckily I didn’t save it for later….

Would have been inconvenient

Am late already, and my bowels just don’t cooperate.

Gotta get out soon!!!

Cmoooon!

Fuckoff, I’ll just ignore the urge for shit today…

Shit to be done. But I must get more regular. Need veggies. Am not eating fresh fruits enough.

Summer is weird

Ok the night is gone. I survived…

There’s a few shit left, it’s loose.

I don’t feel really good right now…

Fucking hot.

I’m here sweating on my toilet.

Can’t sleep. It’s way too hot.

But it is also my bowels’ fault.

I think there’s some guilt to be given to my dinner, sushi with my friend, we also had a couple of beers. I haven’t notice my IPA was too alcoholic, I ended up drunk before I could eat anything. I guess this fact displeased my body.

Whatever, now I just feel bad, drowsy, sweaty, my bowels hurt.

Fuck.

Finally a new week starts.

Let’s try to make my bowels up…

It’s been pulsating.

We start with some serious matter: consistency.

We start with some serious dung, consistent

So, back home.

My arsehole just loves it.

My toilet.

Home sweet home.

Well… SWEET….

Dunno.

But disgusting. Yes

Sure.

Finally, A LOT OF SHIT out!!!

Yesterday I don’t even have drank much, but even a few drinks results in this kind of shit.

ASTOUNDINGLY BAD!

Smell, consistency, even frequency of deployment, is just something NOT worth remembering…

After a whole day spent on the boat, the stag party can go on.

Problem is I feel like I need to shit a lot, but nothing seems to want to get out.

It’s dinner time, and I’d like to eat something, but the space is taken already…

Huge problem.

Me don’t like it

I am now at the restaurant restroom pushing as hard as I can. But… just a little nugget…

Oh well..

The night is long…

Ok, having lunch with my dad is hard…

I do hate fast foods, but you know, when I join my dad for lunch, sometimes, I just leave my principles at home… he always wants to have kebab, sandwiches, McDonald’s, always something bad under any spotlight.

Sometimes I just have to please him…

Had McDonald’s for lunch then.

Let’s leave the fact I couldn’t sleep well because of caffeine in Coca-Cola aside… (my fault, I could just have water instead)

Even at diner time my stomach still hurt. I had just veggies for dinner. Only that.

I guess that wasn’t enough though…

Additionally I woke up early this morning, have a stag party for the whole weekend and we leave early.

All these fact make me irritable, my bowels still full.

I’ve been sitting on the toilet for like 45minutes now, but only a golden nugget got out…

Shame.

Some shit deployed.

The burden diminishes.

Feel bit better

Feel bit

Yesterday, I’ve spent the day suffering from my bloating tummy.

Dunno why, I also had pizza for dinner

This morning I had some shit, yes. I did.

But I still feel the burden. Still feel something inside me.

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Btw, Idk what happened but I see you Deutsche Freunde, wieso hast du mir gefunden?

I see many visitors from Germany these days!

Lol

Right now, my shit don’t shit

Just came back from a concert.

It’s late, but my bowels prevent me from sleeping. I feel it. Shit. Bad shit is inside me, and it requires to get OUT

So… let’s just try that…

Or shall I say, I must succeed, otherwhise I can’t sleep!

Beer and chips is not the best dinner..:

I’m uncomfortably sitting on my toilet.

I’ve got less than one-hour sleep, my eyes are kinds closing, I’m definitely very drowsy.

I really need some sleep, can’t work like this, I got out with my best friends and we ended up getting back at 5AM.

Shit.

Too much.

I couldn’t help falling asleep while my friend was driving me home, then once home I found very difficult to fall asleep.

Now what about it? WHY ABOUT IT? This blog was supposed to be only shit-related ain’t it?

It is. So what is it preventing me from shitting?

I mean, preventing me from sleeping.

It was shit. Taking a huge shit.

My bowels was kinda lagging these last few days. Now I understand why I couldn’t fall asleep, there was a lot to be taken out.

Now, let me finish everything, wrap this up and go to sleep for good

Wrap what up?? My mind is not working fine right now. Lol.

Bye.

Hope I survive

Wish me luck.

Wish me goodnight- well good morning..

Oh god, still shit out my arsehole still

So this is how it works: constipated for a whole day, and this morning I take yesterday’s shit.

What about today’s?

Guess I have to wait…

I’m lagging…

It’s been a long day at the beach. The night has been longer.

3 hours sleep, constipated day.

Yeah, constipation.

Hate it.

Utterly hate it!

Shall I call it a normal shit!?

Taking a shit is awesome.

This morning I really thought I wouldn’t gave made it, you know, I ate pizza for dinner…

Normally I’m constipated the day next, but today NOOOOPE!

Shit just got out pretty easily!

NICE!

Gotta admit eating veggies and fruit makes shit a lot easier!

Duh! No news!

Yeah yeah, but it is very difficult to stay committed to that!

Feels like there is more shit here inside me, but you know, can’t carve it out!

Taking a reeal shit now

I noticed the pasta I had for lunch expired two months ago…

Then I had ice cream :3

Love it when shit’s so quick.

I mean, immediate. Just sat on.

splash

What does shit look like the day after a party?

Yes.

Just like that!

Also, I forgot to eat before started drinking…

Yeah, bad

As expected, new shit came

Love it when I can work from the toilet!

Sooo focusing!