One night out with friends for a party, and my bowels swell. Plenty of hard as hell shit.

Now, I’ve just got back home, and flushed hell down the toilet

It’s getting difficult to grow back a streak.

With this blog of mine, I probably reached an over 200-day streak, until I broke it. Shit, I love streaks, my streak on Duolingo is 1294 days.

But I can’t keep up with my shit streak, there’s always something getting in between, that makes me forget to renew my daily pledge: to take a shit reporting it. Sometimes it’s just constipation, some other times it is my stressful life, which also triggers constipation…

Anyway, let’s try to do this one more time. I take a shit and Immediately report it. Yeah, I can do it!

I must say, It’s easier on days such as this when my urge to shit pushes me further, I have to expel my girlfriend from the bathroom because I can’t survive longer…

This week has been harsh, been working for way too much time. Indeed, I am working all day also today.

All right, who cares?

Nobody but my bowels, which are cross, so angry they don’t allow me to take a freaking shit.

C’mon! I just need some shiiit!

A kebab for lunch, and home-made tandoori-like chicken for dinner.

In the morning, WIEIFFUSJAKEJFFJFJSJER

A carnage in the toilet

This morning my shit is as hard as a rock. More like a diamond actually, probably not as precious…

I should have been out already, at least half an hour ago, yet, I am still on the toilet, dripping shit…

Shit at noon. I was feeling bad right before it.

It was not a good Sunday until this moment, let’s say the best moment ist still due to come.

Right now I am still feeling mostly bad, in this reek environment.

Hope it won’t last long

I’ve probably emptied myself from the previous constipated days

Smell was utterly harmful