last  poops
Tuesday, 7 November 2023 | 05:43 PM
It’s been a while since I had these kind of diarrhoea attacks. I had a hamburger for lunch, and I guess this is what I deserve…
Loose cannons.
Tuesday, 7 November 2023 | 08:27 AM
Even if I feel much shit inside, I can’t shit anymore…
Don’t know why, even if I had Brussel’s sprouts for dinner…
I am sad
Sunday, 5 November 2023 | 09:12 AM
A fair amount of poop in the morning meets the requirement for a nice weekend
Friday, 3 November 2023 | 07:54 AM
There’s something funny happening to my body when I drink wine, apart from classic tipsy effects.
I go to sleep and rapidly fall asleep. I wake up after less than three hours with an unusual urge for a pee. I follow my instinct and I do that, then I go back to sleep. The rest two to three hours I feel like there’s more pee to do, but in reality, it’s way less than expected. I keep sleeping poorly, when I finally wake up with a massive dark necessity. Diarrhoea. And this, is where I am now at.
Thursday, 2 November 2023 | 08:27 AM
Uhm, getting back to routine ist not easy, especially with bowels
Yet, this morning some fully developed shit got out easily
Wednesday, 1 November 2023 | 10:11 AM
As always happens, as I get back home after a trip, I recover and sleep as much as possible, and then I download all the photos on my computer all of the shit I wasn’t able to do while travelling
Tuesday, 31 October 2023 | 08:25 AM
Still in Paris, still on trip. Now thing is, still no shit. :/
Monday, 30 October 2023 | 11:16 AM
Even today, no shit at all
Best sport
What is your favorite form of physical exercise?
Spreading my anus for a poop
Sunday, 29 October 2023 | 07:28 AM
Every time I’m on vacation, my bowels take one day to think about what’s happening…
Yesterday morning I tried to download but apparently there was no connection. Lol.
So I spent the whole day bloating and farting every time possible, but no urge fore a shit ever came.
As opposite, this morning my body felt remorse, and I just had the time for waking up, that I immediately had to rush to the bathroom.
This morning was nice and easy, and it may be because of all the things I ate yesterday…
Btw, I’m not sure that’s all, but let’s go now, I’ll be plenty of nice toilets inside the famous museum! 😛
Saturday, 28 October 2023 | 09:28 AM
Ok, I am now in Paris. YEEEEEY.
Thing is my friend is hosting me, and right now I am at his toilet, but my arsehole just don’t want to do anything.
Cross
Friday, 27 October 2023 | 07:35 AM
Every time I have pasta for dinner, I wake up with an immediate urge to rush to the bathroom.
Truth
Thursday, 26 October 2023 | 06:55 AM
Even if I already took a shit some 5 hours ago, I got woken up by some farts I did. Their pattern reminded me that Korean fried chicken I had for dinner… is it a coincidence? I don’t think so…
Now I am sitting here on my toilet thinking, gotta be fast, though, my girlfriend is waiting for me to finish, so she can get in!
You know, she’s the queen on the toilet in the morning, as we wake up, each of us has their default task, I go preparing breakfast, she gets into the bathroom.
Well, ok, let’s try to get out, even if my bowels are asking for some more minutes inside my favourite room… I am sure I’ll get back inside soon!
Thursday, 26 October 2023 | 01:09 AM
This week has been pretty harsh. I had to work a lot.
Today ai started working at 9AM and I finished, well, right now!
Let’s finish my day with some shit!
Wednesday, 25 October 2023 | 08:15 AM
With lot of astonishment, as I stand up and turn around to flush off my shit, this morning, I see much more content I thought possible
Surely less shitty content than what we consume every day on social media and TVs