last poops
Tuesday, 16 January 2024 | 03:45 PM
Another lil shit in the afternoon
Tuesday, 16 January 2024 | 08:20 AM
Shit is not always easy. Something is crap.
Today acid crap
Monday, 15 January 2024 | 07:50 AM
I had curry for dinner. Meaning, this morning I needed to get into bathroom ASAP! Of course my girlfriend was inside instead! I was panicking, jumping from one room to another to distract my body from the pain I was feeling. Pushing my turds up for as long as possible…
As soon as she got out I slang myself on the toilet, and discharged everything brutal.
Now my toilet has been seized by the health authority, no one can get inside. I almost fainted.
This is why I desperately need a second bathroom in my house
Sunday, 14 January 2024 | 09:57 AM
Hole in one (second)!
A little push and I discharged all of my crap in the toilet, in just one sec!
Saturday, 13 January 2024 | 11:01 AM
Late awakening, late breakfast, late shit.
Almost all mature!
Ready to start the weekend!
Friday, 12 January 2024 | 08:28 AM
A clustered turd.
I wonder how many balls of shit took to do such a shit
Thursday, 11 January 2024 | 05:29 AM
Early shit.
Should I have a prize for that?
Oh great! Insomnia, right!
Wednesday, 10 January 2024 | 08:23 AM
Pizza deprived me from sleep, now this problematic meal is trough, gotta expel it.
GO AWAAAAY!
It leaves with a bad aftermath…
Tuesday, 9 January 2024 | 08:22 AM
Moody shit. Clumped and curved
Monday, 8 January 2024 | 08:07 AM
Snap! This turd is larger than what my anus could stretch this morning!
I must exercise more!
The secret of a long life
What are your thoughts on the concept of living a very long life?
Give as much time as possible to your bowels.
Take your time, take your shit, rest in peace
Sunday, 7 January 2024 | 10:21 AM
It’s a hard hard turd, followed by a hard hard life
Saturday, 6 January 2024 | 11:27 AM
Diarrhoea.
Saturday, 6 January 2024 | 07:43 AM
Satisfying shit. How so?
It was probably the most healthy shit in months. Fair amount, not hard neither soft enough to splash, well, you know, what anybody would say ‘NICE SHIT!’
My billboard
If you had a freeway billboard, what would it say?
‘Take a shit with me’