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Sunday, 4 February 2024 | 01:06 PM

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At my parents’ for Sunday lunch.

Actually, at my parent’s toilet, for my bonus shit, BEFORE Sunday lunch.

Great.

Always comfortable to shit on the toilet you grew up

Friday, 2 February 2024 | 08:05 AM

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I don’t know if this happens only to me, but often in the morning, right after breakfast, there’s me doing the dishes in the kitchen and my partner in the bathroom doing her things.

As striking as a thunder, suddenly some shit pile inside my bowels, it’s too much, I feel I can’t cope with it, and the worst thing of all is I can’t run to the loo!

So I push it back, once, twice, as many times as I can. But after every push, it gets harder and harder, and the urge more and more intense.

Finally my girlfriend leaves, I kiss her with the sole love capable of making me resist a little more push., then I rush to the bathroom, drifting as I was in a F1 tournament, and I finally sit on my toilet.

Here I am, fully discharged.

Feeling well

Feeling at peace.

My day can now begin.

Sunday, 28 January 2024 | 6:10 PM

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You know when you sincerely ate too much for days, spicy things, untrustworthy things, bad things, even good stuff but in the cauldron is just worsening the situation.

I am now experiencing the aftermath, bad diarrhoea in public Primark

With everything you can imagine as icing on the cake,

This post should have described just one session, but actually I finished at Primark’s public restroom, and entered Starbuck’s.

Fuck.

Thursday, 25 January 2024 | 02:21 AM

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Yesterday, I’ve spent my day taking shits, at the office, at home. I also took a lot of farts, at the office, at home, in my bed.

I am now awake, and my bowels hurt a lot. Am constipated, but at the same time I feel my bowels bloating, full of crap.

I am in total discomfort, I just want to sleep, but I’m stuck here, on the toilet, in trouble.