Sunday? Half a shit

First shit of the day at noon means my routine is fucked up, and I’m going to feel the burden all day long… 😔

Now, why diarrhoea at 04:50 PM?

Great! Luckily I am doing home-office today

Today my arsehole spread quite much, two turds one attached to the other with a huge caliber.

Nice. Where do I store all of this shit?

Incroyable!

It’s happening something odd, these last few days.

I keep needing a shit right after lunch…. well well. I guess it’s not that bad, I mean, it means I work, right? My biology is totally fine!

Yeah sure…. I only hope nobody enters this bathroom for a while now…

Today no shit, just farts. A lot of farts

Fuck hummus! I keep eating it at lunch with my colleagues, but it just makes me pop!

Now I’m in the bathroom, farting and shitting like pop corns.

It’s just NUTS! It also kinda look like…

Taking a poop in the morning is not that easy, especially of you just woke yourself up and went sitting straight on the toilet. It simply doesn’t work like this.

In fact I am used to having breakfast first, and only then, going to the loo.

Oh well, I think I’ll just be patient… I have to!

Indeed, some pieces start falling…

Smooth shit! Woha! Wasn’t expecting this…

As I spent the weekend eating a lot at my girlfriend’s mom, I thought I’d have had just hard shit, instead, it’s a smooth and easy discharge!

Well, nice!

Smooth turds for a Sunday morning

Saturday morning shit is always an unexpected variable, it surely depends on what I did the night before, but even if I just was a good boy, it could happen to have some kind of diarrhoea.

This morning, I’m happy because everything is calm, one huge single turd, not too hard, not too soft. Pretty standard right?

Everything is perfect for beginning a good weekend, there’s just one thing, whether is shit.

I pushed hard hard today.

It kinda reminded me of that 20-year-old GIF I used to have in one of my first color-screen-phones where a toon guy pushed as hard as possible to take a shit, so hard his head swallowed and reddened, so hard his head eventually exploded, he finishes kneel on the floor, barearse, and finally the turd gets out, and splashes in the toilet.

Please, if anyone still has this GIF, it would be a great present

Basically, this morning I woke up too early, and my bowels were still too drowsy.

Since I arrived early, nobody is here yet, so I can shit in peace 😎