I was just about to leave the office, when I realised I needed a poop, so I headed to the bathroom, I sat on my throne, and I did it!

Another great diarrhoea at workplace!

This morning, a fair amount of shit got out of my belly. Yeah, nice

This is the perfect way to start the day!

Shit! Many turds, but overall it’s just a few grams of shit

I start the say in constipation. FUCKING HATE THIS.

I feel it inside! i feel it! But it just doesn’t get through!

Must be because of that lemonade I drank yesterday…

Nice soft and smelly shit right after breakfast.

I’d say, lovely

When I went to sleep yesterday, my belly hurt. I thought I would have end up taking a lot of difficult shit this morning, but instead, only a few soft skills

Whatever…

Hahaha, I just sat on my white china throne to take a shit, and as soon as I drop my first bomb, my cat arrived and stole the paper.

It was exhilarating, I took it back from her arms, and she escaped like she drawbacks from a battle, even shouting revenge hahahahah.

In the meanwhile, this laugh, made me shit even more.

Lol

Poorly made shit.

Nah,

Skip the day

My bowels are pretty much irritated.

I went bouldering with my mates, and I felt needed a shit since the beginning. Had to hold it for like 7 hours…

Now I’m finally home and…

KABOOOOOM!

Uhm, weekend is always difficult for the shit.

If I woke up early like during the week, my bowels would be relaxed and fit enough to be performative, but off course I need more sleep, hence I end up taking a late shit, when my bowels are keen no more…

Farts though, are safe and SOUND!

Idk what’s going on with my bowels lately. I have diarrhoea doesn’t matter what I eat.

My colleagues are in a meeting right now, and I hope nobody hears my deafening farts 💥

Btw, I have a lot of work to do, and if I was alone right now, I would have taken my laptop in the bathroom with me, but, you know, it’s not socially acceptable to do so…

Right, imma hold tight and go back to my office now!

Oh wait! NOOOOO!

Another huge fart!!!