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Friday, 27 September 2024 | 11:30 AM

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A classic.

I have a business appointment in thirty minutes, I want to take it slow, no rushing, so I want to get out now, it will be taking fifty minutes to arrive at the site, and I will have plenty of time to seek a parking spot, and to arrive there calmly and relaxed.

There’s always something coming in between…

Some shit.

I ate a yoghurt as a snack, and it reminded my bowels that this morning I was constipated, and I had no shit whatsoever.

Yeah, nice.

Coming! I’ll be late…

D’you reckon I can use this as an excuse?

Monday, 23 September 2024 | 08:00 AM

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I don’t know, it’s a weird feeling, as I sat down on the toilet, some turd got out immediately, but as I keep staying here, playing Duolingo on my phone, feels like something more is in there.

Weird…

I’ll keep waiting for a while

Saturday, 21 September 2024 | 04:30 AM

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Four thirty in the morning, and I find myself on the toilet.

It’s been weeks since I’ve decided not to buy beers or alcohol in general, I’ve been doing great, only drank a little glass of beer when asked, not exaggerating, not causing any problem whatsoever.

Yesterday I met my best friend, who desperately needed to talk, and we did. He took a pint and I ordered a Tonic (no Gin, can anybody imagine??)

Nice. Thing is, the chat went on, long on. He ordered another beer, and I followed, ending up with a litre beer in by stomach. Not a good beer.

Got back home for dinner, and everything was smooth… until now, woke up, belly aching, feeling weird… and now I’m on the toilet, swearing silently at my past-self, trying to push shit as hard as possible.

Fuck me.

Thursday, 19 September 2024 | 08:37 AM

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My bowels are a little touchy, if I don’t take it slow in the morning, they go constipated, protesting.

This morning every was going fine, until my girlfriend’s car had a problem while she was getting to work… I helped her immediately, brought her to her place, got back home and checked the car.

Could you possibly imagine? my bowels are cross. Constipated. Had to push for twenty minutes in order to take some shit!

Uh, btw… the car doesn’t move. Need a mechanic now :/