You know, I am trying to become vegetarian – and it’s been difficult – and trying to reduce alcohol as well – even harder.

I made it to 1-week streak, then I had a steak yesterday for dinner… and a couple of beers…

Even though, it seems that the previous week brought some success…

My bowels don’t hurt, my shit looks fine and healthy, and I haven’t been struggling to do it.

Well… the wind is changing….

Even if there’s more than one, one huge turd is enough to feel accomplished.

Indeed, I am accomplished.

Morning shit. DONE

I was just about to leave the office, when I realised I needed a poop, so I headed to the bathroom, I sat on my throne, and I did it!

Another great diarrhoea at workplace!

This morning, a fair amount of shit got out of my belly. Yeah, nice

This is the perfect way to start the day!

Shit! Many turds, but overall it’s just a few grams of shit

I start the say in constipation. FUCKING HATE THIS.

I feel it inside! i feel it! But it just doesn’t get through!

Must be because of that lemonade I drank yesterday…

Nice soft and smelly shit right after breakfast.

I’d say, lovely

When I went to sleep yesterday, my belly hurt. I thought I would have end up taking a lot of difficult shit this morning, but instead, only a few soft skills

Whatever…

Hahaha, I just sat on my white china throne to take a shit, and as soon as I drop my first bomb, my cat arrived and stole the paper.

It was exhilarating, I took it back from her arms, and she escaped like she drawbacks from a battle, even shouting revenge hahahahah.

In the meanwhile, this laugh, made me shit even more.

Lol

Poorly made shit.

Nah,

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