Ok this is the day.

Like yesterday, and the day before, and tomorrow, I hope…

I take a shit!

Self-accomplishment day is every day!

A fair amount of poop in the morning eases life, gives you self-confidence, reliability and a spread anus!

Btw, I forgot to report one peculiar shit I had today…

I was just warming up, bouldering outdoor with friends, when sciatica shot me.

What does back-pain have to deal with shit?

Well I kept bouldering, and the urge for a shit grew and grew.

Well well, on the road back home we had to pull off for me to take a shit, I headed to the closest bush and squat.

Not so easy though, the pain was radiating form my back to every part of my body, and in distress, utter pain, I shot some loose shit.

Luckily I had some fresh cleaners with me!

Late shit on Sunday morning.

This, I dare to say, feels like an achievement for me, because normally on Sundays I oversleep, wake up way too relaxed, and I end up constipated 🙁

Birds chirping in distance, sun shining through the window, and a big turd splashing in the pool. This sounds like a great day!

You know, when you drink beer and the day after you’re all cluttered, well, I’ve decided to have dinner with milk and cereal after my two pints, I thought it might protect and stabilise my tummy.

Hell yeah, it worked! I slept fairly nice, and I have no stomach aching!

Although, once on the toilet, as I am now writing from…. the real pain came…

Luckily it ended rapidly, let me just flush off all of this rubbish!

Yesterday, pizza.

Today, floating dry turd.