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Friday, 3 May 2024 | 12:52 PM

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Home working means my bowels is sooo relaxed knowing the toilet is right behind the corner, and I can do whatever noise I want.

I am on the toilet taking a shit, indeed :3

Thursday, 2 May 2024 | 08:28 AM

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Tell me bowels, why am I taking so much shit this morning?

Couldn’t you make more yesterday? So I don’r have to stay half an hour sitting on the toilet this morning?

Duh

Monday, 29 April 2024 | 08:00 AM

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Can’t think, gotta take as much shit as I can.

Not much shit.

I am starting to think I will be taking shit during the day then…

Or maybe only some farts… even worse…

Saturday, 27 April 2024 | 08:28 AM

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As I expected this morning I sit in constipation. Turds get out aimlessly, one by one, little by little as they’re little as a little pebble.

Bonus: I washed my hair before taking a shit, so my shit session is gladden by water drops falling from my head randomly, they’re fresh and a little annoying, dunno what I really think about ’em.

Another turd in the hole, btw.

Cheers

Thursday, 25 April 2024 | 09:57 AM

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Nice, taking shit this late time a day.

I’m on a 2-day vacation plus weekend and I can now be relaxed enough to take as much shit as I want!

Not much really, but hard, yeah, hard and soft at the same time!

Soft relaxed hard life!

Tuesday, 23 April 2024 | 07:16 AM

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Yesterday while pooping, I started wondering how my shit habits changed in these last few years. I’ve been running this weird blog for almost five years now, and it kind helps me remember what shitting was like. Frequent diarrhoeas, pain, constipation. It was somehow funny to write every kind of shit adventure, because each one was unique. Every post embedded discomfort, surprise and regret…

So yesterday I started noticing how the frequency of weird and painful shitting decreased. Probably supported by drinking less and less alcohol, less and less gluten…

Whatever…

The point is I slept shitty. Meaning I woke up two hours after I fell asleep, just to come here and take a shit. My eyes were still closed most of the time, but the shit kept getting out, then I made it at falling back asleep.

Then, once I woke up, I came straight here. I’ve just taken another fully painful shit.

So, summing it all up.

Yesterday I had some drinks, then I had a pizza with a beer. I am sure I could have said ‘no’ at least to one or two elements, sure… but it’s pretty clear what happened here…

There ain’t good posts without bad habits!

Sunday, 21 April 2024 | 07:20 AM

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Ok then, stag party of a friend.

Here I am on this hotel’s toilet, with just a couple of hours sleep, straining to have a shit. Why do I have ti strain though? It’s just a shit, and I even drank yesterday, so what the fuck? Why don’t I shit a lot all at once?

Mh, maybe it’s just not yet time…