You know, another good thing of being on vacation for me is that I can switch off, unplug from my whole stressful life, I can smoke my joint and be as slow as I want, chilling with no worries at all.

Yeah, but how does it fit into my topic?

I didn’t have time to take a shit in the morning and I kept being constipated the whole day, as expected, I wasn’t feeling so good, I mean, burdened and producing horrible farts the whole day…

I needed a solution, I ate some prunes – farts intensified – had a peach – farts almost stopped, but I felt my bowels moving.

The thing was due soon, but I needed one last push.

Rolled a joint, smoked it, rushed to the bathroom.

Oh yeah, shit in the hole!

I love vacations…I am spending the whole evening sweating even if I stay here laying down on my bed, FARTING.

Nice, my bowels is not working :/

There’s no time for morning shit, gotta get my cat vaccinated.

See you later toilet!

Okay, I didn’t even drink much… I brought my visiting friend at my favourite local Indian restaurant, we has some beers and I took some curry Lamb, but I felt ok.

We then had a custom made drink with gin and ginger, and we ger back home. I mean, not a naughty life is it?

I slept poorly, and I woke up with a brick inside my bowels. Thar brick is now getting out piling to the bottom of my toilet as a mass of weird pale-reddish liquid.

Mh. Well.

It just doesn’t stop

This morning’s turd is kinda spiky.

It stung my arsehole.

That was the only amount of shit I was able to produce, pointless

Oh shit. OH SHIT!

Oh damn what a shit.

I mean, shit is not even that great, but the pain…. IS PAINFUL!

Also… also the smell is terrible.

And I am at the office.

Back on the toilet after my interrupted slumber.

There’s more shit. Yes. But there’s less of me

Just arrived at the crag after long time…

Good old habits never die.

As I put on the harness, some very common feeling reaches my bowels.

Flash-forward after 2 minutes, I am squatting, pantless, crouching and crapping mid air.

Some wipes later, I can now rejoin my friends for a good climbing

One day camping… we had some meat barbecued, drank beer, had a lot to eat. HOW COME I CAN’T SHIT IN THE MORNING???

Am cross. 😡

There’s not much to say about it…

I can’t have a shit. Everything is clogged.

Idk, I woke up at 6:30 AM and went for a dive early in the morning. It was great, even if I didn’t manage to swim… then I had breakfast.

Why can’t I make a shit is a mystery… my body is wide awake now… what’s the problem… I don’t understand

So… no shit this morning?

Better to make it at the office right after lunch!

After all this is my last day… I just want it to be memorable!💩