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Friday, 19 July 2024 | 09:04 AM

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I am lazy today, kinda don’t want to describe my dull shit.

Oh… I used an adjective.. I described it…

Yeah, dull… that kind of dull you wipe it and it sticks, and it takes you five to six papers to wipe it clean. Dull… perhaps I don’t find it too dull anymore…

It’s interesting, at least it has personality.

Let me flush it off now…

Thursday, 18 July 2024 | 09:23 AM

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Oversleeping is not that bad, especially when you spend one hour awake in the middle of the night, burning alive for the heat.a

I ate a spicy Indian dish for dinner… but you know, my shit was not that sharp this morning…

Hard, yeah, it was just hard

Tuesday, 16 July 2024 | 04:50PM

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Frankly, I wasn’t expecting that:

Abrupt diarrhoea in the middle of a focused time in front of my computer.

Fuck!

Sure, I am now more focused, on something else though…

Trying not to be too noisy… the office is crowded today

Tuesday, 16 July 2024 | 08:13 AM

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Drinking at the very beginning of the week is not really wise… but if you’re smart enough and you eat enough you won’t hangover.

This is true, but what I ate for dinner was a rough panini, plenty of mayonnaise, sausage and aubergines. This is now become SHIT.

It’s hot in here

Monday, 15 July 2024 | 08:58 AM

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Even shitting feels like a war during this summer.

Even if don’t push that hard, I end up sweating like a pig.

Shit is done, but I also lost 10-kilo worth of sweat

Saturday, 13 July 2024 | 09:53 PM

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Long day spent sunbathing on the rocks.

We did some canoeing, some dives, I only had some rice to eat and a few beers.

Well, now we’re having hamburger at a local restaurant, and I’m not so hungry, to be fair.

I think I may need some shit first….

Let’s see.. ‘where’s the toilet?’ ‘right there’ pointed the waitress.

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Yeah, some shit gave me a little boost! Now I can hungrily eat!!

Saturday, 13 July 2024 | 08:39 AM

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Slept poorly because of, dunno. But I had too much shit inside me.

Perhaps it was my shit’s fault.

Dunno.

Btw I am now discharging myself. Oh yeah.

And I did it! I di it!

I clogged the toilet!

Joking, I only broke it with one shot. Deadly, crunchy, stony shot

Friday, 12 July 2024 | 08:42 AM

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I had too much to eat yesterday… now I feel like ain’t all poop got out :/

Dunno… let’s see what the day may bring

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I am thinking btw, summer vacation is coming, I kinda miss the day I go camping, taking a shit almost everywhere.. yeah… feeling so free…

Thursday, 11 July 2024 | 10:22 AM

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Ok everything al right, I was lite for just 2minutes, I had to pick up my mother in law, coming just for my girlfriend’s graduation day, which is today!

Yeha yeah, I’m writing another post here, because we are a little early on our roadmap, hence I have some time for SOME SHIIIIT YEAAAAHH!

It is dry and hard, but at least I don’t have to bring this fucking burden with me for the rest of the day 😂