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Wednesday, 28 August 2024 | 08:28 AM

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I feel something on the verge of getting out of my arsehole. I feel it. It is right there.

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Ok now it just got out. It needed more than just one idle push. It needed active movements.

My body needs some fitness. I’ve been idling for five months now…. that’s not good. Not good.

Monday, 26 August 2024 | 12:14 AM

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Friend night. This means compromises.

One of my friends decided to go to Burger King, I was against. It’s unethical for me. It’s against my moral. The other friend said ok.

Fine. Let’s go.

Just got back home.

Well. Guess what….

Am sitting on the toilet.

Yeah, nice.

Some shit. And I guess it won’t be enough…

Sunday, 25 August 2024 | 02:11 PM

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Sometimes it gets double.

Yeah double shit today!

Now I can have the 3-hour trip home at maximum calm.

I mean, my gf drives and I sleeeep!

Bowels empty, heart at peace

Sunday, 25 August 2024 | 08:15 AM

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Woke up quite early today, somewhere around 5:30 AM.

As soon as I realised I wasn’t able to fall back asleep, I went straight to my laptop. Basically I sat there until now, when I felt some movement inside me…

Something trying to move their way out…

I decided to move my arse from a conformable sitting in front of the computer, to a certain holy chair.

Pretty immediately it happened what was due to happen.

Shit. Shit is in the hole now.

GM

Saturday, 24 August 2024 | 10:55 AM

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Weird shit session.

  1. It’s late, so my bowels is not used to
  2. No stimuli, but after e few push and pulls, I got away with something
  3. That something felt like huge, but instead it only was a little turd. I mean, very thin and small.
  4. Fuck

Thursday, 22 August 2024 | 10:01 AM

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You know, vacations annoy me after a while…

The reason is because I need some routine, a healthy diet, more water, less alcohol, and MORE SHIT!

This morning I feel I left half a ton of shit inside me, after a ton deployed. But it’s just a feeling, there’s not much pizza left inside me.

Only turds

Wednesday, 21 August 2024 | 10:15 AM

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I usually eat milk and cereal in the morning, with this heat, it was becoming impossibile, so I decided to switch to some yoghurt mixed with fresh fruits and some cereals. Much better!

Much faster!

Much shit!

Tuesday, 20 August 2024 | 09:58 AM

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Okay, I prepared myself for this morning shit.

It’s been three days since I stabilised my morning diet, I’ve been having breakfast with a bowl of yoghurt plus grapes and a little corn flakes, moreover I had sone rice, some cheese for lunch, and a carrot. A pint of beer before dinner and a mild dinner, not exaggerating, no more drink.

I also drank a lot of water, even during the night.

So this morning, straight after breakfast I had my fully-developed-not-hard shit!

It fell as a single-length turd! Huge!

I am so proud of my bowels! 🥹