the Shy Tird

First half. Then I’lll have breakfast.

I couldn’t wait for the whole thing

Ahhh some shit! God save the shit!

Quick as thieves. A little less stealth though…

Too noisy, too stinky

My bowels is really full. I feel like there will be some battle to fight, let’s wait…

My bowels is a fart machine. I am in serious distress.

I am leaving some turds now. Let’s hope for the best

There’s something smelly inside me 🫤

Not much, but I think I am going back to normal stuff. I mean, these last few days have been pretty harsh.

Today is just enough!

Some more on the go!

Today is just too much

Even if I practically spent the night pooping, I still have something left in the morning…

And here’s some more. By dint of pushing hard I managed to get to the real mass.

Now my bowels hurts, that’s bad, but somehow good!

Luckily I learned some technics from experience…

When I feel stiff and stuffed, I do push and pulls with my anus. I do series. Up and down. And up again, pushing hard, then pulling up. Then release.

It really helps stimulating the insides, but its a real pain in the arse! Lol.

Posture is also vital. Legs spread as wide as possible, feet put down.

Right, sone relieve done! Now let’s try to go back to sleep… even sleep is vital for a happy and healty bowels

Something is finally getting out, but it looks too small compared to what I feel laying inside me….

Bad night for me.

It’s not any kind of pain keeping me awake, it’s just that I feel something huge inside me, but I am constipated. I can’t relax. I had no time to go to the gym yesterday, which would have helped, and now I just can’t fall back asleep.

I am on the toilet now, trying to do something about it… but even if I push my anus hard, everything feels empty. From behind at least…

It is not. Not at all…

Today I deeply tired. I fucking want to do nothing.

Funny how I have to put all the energy I’ve got left into pushing hard to discharge my hidden treasure.

Hidden coz I had no shit today, and I silently suffered in distress all day, treasure because I’d be rich if I could only be free from this stupid burden.

Stress is so stressful, it gives me constipation, hence more stress!

Feeling a little nausea. Probably because I had no shit this morning.

Anyways, I tried, but the only thing i dealt with is a turd small as a marble

Today giving birth to my turds it’s been like riding downhill.

I just gave a little push to start with, and it just got out by itself. It feels like having an open tap as anus

This is the moment when I take a shit.

Just because I couldn’t do it this morning.

Uhm, since yesterday I had four shit, this morning there’s nothing to produce…

Pity…

Once home I had to place another shit. Ueah, yeah, fourth of the day. Today is a great day for my bowels! party time!

Now I run to the gym

Bathroom session at the office. Second one…

Hate it when I have to start the day in a rush.

I am not the only one hating it. My bowels does as well… they get outraged by that and they refuse to expel. Hate it!!!

Second go. Now comes with stink.

Yesterday I kind of spent the day eating. No rest, no shit.

This means only one thing. I have dinosaurs of poop piled up inside me. Ages of evolutions, centuries of debris. Frankly, I hope my toilet is ready. Brace yourselves!

As soon as I open my eyes, my bowels wish me good morning, in a very peculiar way. They use morse code, fart morse code.

They say ‘Good Morning my lord, after this little chit chat, we really need to spend some time with you on the toilet’

After that I had breakfast, ignoring their needs.

Now I am in the bathroom, I brushed my teeth, set everything for the shower, but in the meanwhile my bowels were expressing their disappointment, in a way I can’t tell.

In the end I pleased them, and I sat on the throne.

Now we are finally happy together

Uhm… third tird of the day.

I guess I am healthy!

To be fair, I am wasting a lot of time sitting on my toilet lately…

Gimme some more.

My slumber was trippy, in a bad way. I ate beers and trash food. And it was late. And I had troubles digesting it. And I slept badly. And

Now I am deeply full of trash shit

I was not expecting another pile of crap. But I gotta say it’s welcome!

Just a matter of time. If I feel something still inside me, I wait. After some time, everything will come.

Right. Ejected!

Late morning. Late shit. Problematic shit