Too fast shit… something else must be coming in the near future….

Gotta admit, shit after chestnuts are beyond.

So immediate. So soft. So nasty..

I love autumn..

A good amount of shit.

So crap for the day is solved, but let’s talk about the cat we took three days ago, we already have an older cat, 1year and a half old, she’s normal, let’s say, even if we like to call her fat-cat… just for fun, you know.

This new kitten is very fat. Real fat, we don’t know yet if he has problems or anything, we planned a faeces analysis for tomorrow. In the meanwhile his tummy is very swollen, and he makes a lot of farts, at first he didn’t even take any crap, but after a day he started having diarrhoea. Now he normalised his shits, but still farts a lot….

My girlfriend is not in favour, but I want to call him FART!

Poor thing thoug… little Fart must get better!!

Another day of constipation.

Why WHYYY

Now. Now sone shit. Yeah. Now some shit.

Ok also later… and on…

This shit is taking long to deliver..

Unpredicted constipation D:

A lot. A lot!!

Shit everywhere.

Indian meal for dinner

Hard push for a hard shit

I believe we tend to underestimate the power of paper towel… it brings us unparalleled level of comfort.

Just imagine your life without it. Just try.

Well, sometimes I don’t even have to imagine.. I just feel it!

DAMN Girl, why haven’t you replaced it!!?!??

First, shit in the morning.

First shit in the morning

I guess the explosions haven’t finished yet…

Am at a service station, and I’m already late… FUCK!

My bowels just exploded! I guess I’ll be more late…

Seems impossibile to take a shit this morning

I am entirely empty. Yesterday was draining…

I couldn’t even keep up the writing pace. I had countless other diarrhoea attacks, in between them I had to lay on my friend’s bed. I am freezing, my stomach never stopped hurting.

I feel tremendously sick