Not a proper explosion, but some farts interrupted by disgusting shape-shifters.

Yeha, not an easy morning for my arsehole…

I don’t think, be able to shit now.

The weekend is too difficult, you know, with skipping routines and all..

Soft.

Soft turds resembling my kitten’s frequent diarrhoeas. I wonder what keeps him having inside him, his belly is still swollen…

My bowels feel better now btw, having two beers on a Friday night always ends up like this on Saturday mornings

I’ve been sitting on my toilet for more than forty minutes. Took me a lot of blank pushes to actually produce some tirds.

They’re not even that bad. They look pretty normal to me… so I guess what took them so long… if only I could ask ’em!

Urgently needed to expel the evil inside mez

Done.

Now the day can begin.

Perhaps it was a little too hard… still healthy… let’s go on!

Only few turds…I wonder how much it is…

I can’t help imagining a future – should already be at present – where we have bowels habits next to sleep, fitness, hearth rate, etc in out Health apps… there should be smart toilets weighting our poop amounts, analysing their quality and their smell…

Yeah, sure we can all somehow benefit from that, but I guess no one really need it

Some more shit before lunch. Yummy!

More hungry!

Dull normal shit, these days.

I guess no deep thoughts are coming then…

Nothing special in this shit, just a fair amount.

Long turd.

Yesterday I gave a party and my first worry was not to be able to shit in the morning. You know alcohol constipation. Instead, something came…

Thing now is I slept just 4 hours, awakened by my kitten biting my arm.

Woke up, went sitting on the sofa not to bother my gf and let her sleep… my bowels made a fart, and my kitten Fart startled.

It was pretty funny

Bug Turd