A single pebble from my arsehole

Feels like an empty shit today.

Don’t get me wrong. The toilet is not empty, but my poop’s soul feels like it is.

Dunno. Just a feeling…

Woah! This morning I’m having a very satisfying shit. Really nice!

It’s so cruel though, I forgot toilet paper and I had to stand and walk to grab it.

You all know this feeling, right? Walking clumsily open legged preventing cheeks to touch each other, then sitting back feeling high comfort.

Shit reprisal is one of the best feeling ever

Hard to shit. Though shit ain’t hard.

Smooth but too poor. Wanna be rich! Selling shit. Hard to get rich. Hard shit

Hard life

Uhm, some funny shit. The one you feel all the evening long but you can’t make it.

Let’s break it. Try it.

Got out. But it’s dry and brutal

Seems like I have nothing to expel this morning…I guess yesterday I had too much shit

Just had this massive pile of poop. Woah. That was big.

8.5 out of 10

Mild shit.

A 6,5 out of 10. Sufficiently soft, fair amount, a little constipation in the beginning

Not the best shit ever.

What’s wrong?

Nothing, it’s just a feeling. Probably too late, too hard, too…IDK, dull

Sunday shit

Idk, is my arse fooling me around?

I’ve has so many bad farts yesterday! Even during dinner I kept farting and they were worst and worst.

I was expecting a ridiculous amount of poop this morning, but instead, just a couple of action figures.

Sort of disappointing, but I feel like I should write some plot now…

Napalm

Back home.

Shit done

Got an early meeting this morning, so I am on a rush, I also woke up earlier than usual to cope with time..

All of these things together gives me stress, hence constipation.

Yeah, do you know what I also am in need of the most? TAKING A SHIT.

Fuck. My day is ruined!

Drama queen shit-king

Had a late lunch, got back home asap, have another appointment in 20mins, gotta have a rapid shit.

Fuck! It’s an EXPLOSIVE shit!!!