Napalm

Back home.

Shit done

Got an early meeting this morning, so I am on a rush, I also woke up earlier than usual to cope with time..

All of these things together gives me stress, hence constipation.

Yeah, do you know what I also am in need of the most? TAKING A SHIT.

Fuck. My day is ruined!

Drama queen shit-king

Had a late lunch, got back home asap, have another appointment in 20mins, gotta have a rapid shit.

Fuck! It’s an EXPLOSIVE shit!!!

Not a proper explosion, but some farts interrupted by disgusting shape-shifters.

Yeha, not an easy morning for my arsehole…

I don’t think, be able to shit now.

The weekend is too difficult, you know, with skipping routines and all..

Soft.

Soft turds resembling my kitten’s frequent diarrhoeas. I wonder what keeps him having inside him, his belly is still swollen…

My bowels feel better now btw, having two beers on a Friday night always ends up like this on Saturday mornings

I’ve been sitting on my toilet for more than forty minutes. Took me a lot of blank pushes to actually produce some tirds.

They’re not even that bad. They look pretty normal to me… so I guess what took them so long… if only I could ask ’em!

Urgently needed to expel the evil inside mez

Done.

Now the day can begin.

Perhaps it was a little too hard… still healthy… let’s go on!

Only few turds…I wonder how much it is…

I can’t help imagining a future – should already be at present – where we have bowels habits next to sleep, fitness, hearth rate, etc in out Health apps… there should be smart toilets weighting our poop amounts, analysing their quality and their smell…

Yeah, sure we can all somehow benefit from that, but I guess no one really need it

Some more shit before lunch. Yummy!

More hungry!