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Thursday, 24 October 2024 | 08:58 AM

Today it is my alias’ birthday. This Shitty project of mine celebrates its 5th birthday!

With over 3000 posts published shits done in half a decade, I can feel myself satisfied, I guess now I’m ready for some achievement recognition… Shall I apply for a Guinness world record? Perhaps for the longest shit report, or the longest online journal about poop

Anyways…. what a great gift my bowels gave me… a huge cake made of shit!

So big! Big thanks to all of those who believe in this project, you’re not many, I know, this is a niche – can understand why lol – but thanks a lot for your likes and comments!

Sunday, 20 October 2024 | 09:38 AM

A good amount of shit.

So crap for the day is solved, but let’s talk about the cat we took three days ago, we already have an older cat, 1year and a half old, she’s normal, let’s say, even if we like to call her fat-cat… just for fun, you know.

This new kitten is very fat. Real fat, we don’t know yet if he has problems or anything, we planned a faeces analysis for tomorrow. In the meanwhile his tummy is very swollen, and he makes a lot of farts, at first he didn’t even take any crap, but after a day he started having diarrhoea. Now he normalised his shits, but still farts a lot….

My girlfriend is not in favour, but I want to call him FART!

Poor thing thoug… little Fart must get better!!

Tuesday, 15 October 2024 | 08:18 AM

I believe we tend to underestimate the power of paper towel… it brings us unparalleled level of comfort.

Just imagine your life without it. Just try.

Well, sometimes I don’t even have to imagine.. I just feel it!

DAMN Girl, why haven’t you replaced it!!?!??

Sunday, 13 October 2024 | 10:07 AM

After the explosion at the gas station, yesterday I took an Imodium, because I couldn’t risk some diarrhoea at the meeting I was going to attend…

Idk, it still feels like I don’t have much stimulus for shitting today….

I hope for the best, but I already feel better now, luckily.

Be patient my loyal arsehole, you’re going to work again!