Only few turds…I wonder how much it is…

I can’t help imagining a future – should already be at present – where we have bowels habits next to sleep, fitness, hearth rate, etc in out Health apps… there should be smart toilets weighting our poop amounts, analysing their quality and their smell…

Yeah, sure we can all somehow benefit from that, but I guess no one really need it

Some more shit before lunch. Yummy!

More hungry!

Dull normal shit, these days.

I guess no deep thoughts are coming then…

Nothing special in this shit, just a fair amount.

Long turd.

Yesterday I gave a party and my first worry was not to be able to shit in the morning. You know alcohol constipation. Instead, something came…

Thing now is I slept just 4 hours, awakened by my kitten biting my arm.

Woke up, went sitting on the sofa not to bother my gf and let her sleep… my bowels made a fart, and my kitten Fart startled.

It was pretty funny

Bug Turd

An unexpected diarrhoea attack :/

At first very hard, a BOOOM, then nothing else

I guess my snack shouldn’t have been just crisps and cheese…

Just had to do a quick shit before lunch…

You know what? I’ve just produced a pile of shit.

I mean, literally!

Well… an explosive and reeky shit makes the rainy day even eerier.

What’s going to happen?

A new Chernobyl?

My girlfriend is out, my dad too, so I’ve just arrived at my mom’s to have lunch with her..

I’ve arrived less than 3 minutes ago and I’m already sitting on the toilet, taking a shit…

Uhh… how lovely… vibes from my childhood..

Tird in the hole