If I made art out of my shit, today I’d represent it as a minimal painting: a circle and a straight line.

My actual plan is to sell out my shit in jar, but it’s way too expensive! But who knows what the future mag bring…

Fair amount of shit. 5/10. Useful but dull. Way too dull

My arse is about to boom, no boom yet though.

I mean, I feel that crazy shit coming, I feel it in the final part of my bowels, but it hasn’t come yet

A single pebble from my arsehole

Feels like an empty shit today.

Don’t get me wrong. The toilet is not empty, but my poop’s soul feels like it is.

Dunno. Just a feeling…

Woah! This morning I’m having a very satisfying shit. Really nice!

It’s so cruel though, I forgot toilet paper and I had to stand and walk to grab it.

You all know this feeling, right? Walking clumsily open legged preventing cheeks to touch each other, then sitting back feeling high comfort.

Shit reprisal is one of the best feeling ever

Hard to shit. Though shit ain’t hard.

Smooth but too poor. Wanna be rich! Selling shit. Hard to get rich. Hard shit

Hard life

Uhm, some funny shit. The one you feel all the evening long but you can’t make it.

Let’s break it. Try it.

Got out. But it’s dry and brutal

Seems like I have nothing to expel this morning…I guess yesterday I had too much shit

Just had this massive pile of poop. Woah. That was big.

8.5 out of 10

Mild shit.

A 6,5 out of 10. Sufficiently soft, fair amount, a little constipation in the beginning

Not the best shit ever.

What’s wrong?

Nothing, it’s just a feeling. Probably too late, too hard, too…IDK, dull

Sunday shit

Idk, is my arse fooling me around?

I’ve has so many bad farts yesterday! Even during dinner I kept farting and they were worst and worst.

I was expecting a ridiculous amount of poop this morning, but instead, just a couple of action figures.

Sort of disappointing, but I feel like I should write some plot now…