Not much, just shit!

Yesterday I had cabbage soup for lunch, right before dinner my belly was bloating, my bowels packed with gas, nevertheless I’ve decided to eat pizza for dinner.

Right after it we went to the theatre, where I desperately needed to fart for three loooong hours.

My slumber was really poor, probably my meals irritated the whole abdominal organs.

Oh, finally, I’ve done some shit, I thought I’d have done more, more and more, but instead only a part, I guess I’m going to need patience for the rest of the day…

I have a web meeting planned in five minutes, but I’m right here, sitting on my toilet… shit!

Let’s hurry up!!

I feel like I’ve already fully discharged, but I feel like there’s a shy tird still missing… uhm, weird, I had a cabbage soup for dinner… usually it acts as a purgative…

My morning shit has been delayed. I don’t feel very good today, slept badly, because if my bowels :/

Can’t sleep, can’t understand why.

Trying to so some shit.

One huge turd got out.

Now I hope for the best

Just got home from my weekend trip.

First thing first: SHIT

Not an easy shit this morning….

It is intermittent and inconsistent.

Oh wait… I was almost standing up, when my arsehole asked for something greater.

KABOOOM!

Ok the day has started!

My friend’s birthday celebration produced: A LOT OF EATING AND DRINKING.

Resulting in a urge for discharge this morning, ain’t it?

Should be, but instead, I only produced a lil turd…

I’ve just woken up. My weekend trip has already begun. My 11 friends and I have arrived at my friend’s place abroad to celebrate his birthday all weekend.

We spent the night out until 5 AM, drinking red wine the whole time and… well, you know. Of course, I’m already awake—I needed a shit. The acidic kind we all love around here.

Anyway, I’ll wrap this up now- even though my bowels already are -I’ve got plenty to do while my friends are still asleep.

Luckily I work from home… after a mid-morning snack with a carrot and an orange, I am now taking a mild shit on my toilet ☺️

Not even 8AM and I’ve already fully discharged. Today it is important to do so, I’m going to travel for the weekend and I need to be clean!

Shit accomplished.

Today 9/10. Fully discharged, feel light, consistence easy, woah, almost perfect!

Not even had lunch yet, I was preparing it… when I felt shit urging to get out. Got to jump on the toilet – not literally, c’mon!

Now, I am discharged, I can go back to what I prefer – eating.

So sad, my wordpress streak interrupted yesterday at 234 days straight.

Fuck.

I even had some shit yesterday, but I forgot to post about it… I am sad 🙁

Btw, this morning poo is a 7/10. Normal bur plentyful!